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I was at a wedding, standing just off the dance floor, when a pleasant young man in his 20s approached, introduced himself and asked where I'd had my hair done. I shook his offered hand and began to answer, but before I could he said, \"I'm gay, by the way.\" I nodded as if this were my business, but thought: I wonder why a total stranger thinks I want to know what he wishes to do with his genitals? What an odd way to say hello.
What an odd thing to think when someone happens to mention they're gay. I doubt she thinks similarly when she learns someone is straight, but I guess you never know with these Republican women. Before last week I would have been surprised to hear a first lady joke about horse masturbation.