First pretzels, then the Segway, and now a tumble off of his bicycle. This guy needs to admit he's still an alcoholic. BTW, he was wearing a helmet and a mouthguard...A MOUTHGUARD? Where was that thing when he was blabbing about alleged WMDs?
CNN Story
Full Version: W has a boo-boo
Chevy Chase could make a HUGE comeback on Saturday Night Live with this kind of material! 
Chevy Chase could, but...
John Kerry also fell off HIS bike last fall, I think. He didn't get a scratch, unlike W, who I guess was trying to pop a wheelie but the training wheels broke off and...
Georgie, try not to be too reckless, or we'll be stuck with Cheney as prez for six months!
John Kerry also fell off HIS bike last fall, I think. He didn't get a scratch, unlike W, who I guess was trying to pop a wheelie but the training wheels broke off and...
Georgie, try not to be too reckless, or we'll be stuck with Cheney as prez for six months!
bobbie really must not have much of a life.
"Bush clogs his toliet!"
"Bush sneezes up a biggie!"
"Bush doesn't come to a complete stop when turning red!"
"Bush ends a sentence with a preposition!"
"Bush forgets to wash hands after going to bathroom!"
Yup, if there's an inane headline about Bush living like any normal human being, bobbie will be hear to make something of it.
Jeez Louise!
"Bush clogs his toliet!"
"Bush sneezes up a biggie!"
"Bush doesn't come to a complete stop when turning red!"
"Bush ends a sentence with a preposition!"
"Bush forgets to wash hands after going to bathroom!"
Yup, if there's an inane headline about Bush living like any normal human being, bobbie will be hear to make something of it.
Jeez Louise!
Ive seen trained chimps that have mastered riding a bike, keep at it Dumbya, you'll figure it out.
I want to know if he was given a breathalizer. wink
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MIB:
bobbie really must not have much of a life.
\"Bush clogs his toliet!\"
\"Bush sneezes up a biggie!\"
\"Bush doesn't come to a complete stop when turning red!\"
\"Bush ends a sentence with a preposition!\"
\"Bush forgets to wash hands after going to bathroom!\"
Yup, if there's an inane headline about Bush living like any normal human being, bobbie will be hear to make something of it.
Jeez Louise!
It was all that "stra-tee-gery" involved I am sure! bobbie really must not have much of a life.
\"Bush clogs his toliet!\"
\"Bush sneezes up a biggie!\"
\"Bush doesn't come to a complete stop when turning red!\"
\"Bush ends a sentence with a preposition!\"
\"Bush forgets to wash hands after going to bathroom!\"
Yup, if there's an inane headline about Bush living like any normal human being, bobbie will be hear to make something of it.
Jeez Louise!
Maybe he celebrated just a little too much with the twins after graduation. "Hey Daddy, that's my keg. Get your own!!"
Kerry quote:
Told about Bush's mishap, Kerry said, "I hope he's OK. I didn't know the president rode a bike."
Even when he wished ole "W" well he got in a little jab. Too funny. Why doesn't these two just drop-trou and get out the ruler and see who's got the biggest and go from there.
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