On the AP:
"KENNEBUNKPORT, Maine (June 15) - President Bush has a favorite comeback when people say he is like his father. ``I got half my mother in me,'' he quickly reminds them."


Ummmmmmmmmmmm thats not what I want to think about when picturing Mama Bush. And I wonder which half of her he got.

i think she gave him her spleen.

And Dubya got Poppy's spine (or lack thereof.)

He also got Poppy's grasp of the English Language.

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

Don't "miss-underestimate" him!

He and Mike Tyson should have a Lincoln Douglas debate.

Where are the WMDs, W?

"Revisionist historians."

I think that would be called the "Dumb and Dumber" debate.

Actually Mike Tyson was on Carson Daly last night, and he's a hell of a lot more articulate than W. And Tyson DOES NOT have speech writers nor a college degree, and is a largely self-taught convicted felon.

As for W, here he goes again, today in Virginia:

He can't even keep the lies straight anymore. Obviously someone disarmed him before we got there, because where are those WMDs, W?

[ June 17, 2003, 09:51 PM: Message edited by: fantomas ]

because where are those WMDs, W?


They got misplaced, along with his Texas National Guard records.