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Breaking her silence four days after the allegations surfaced on the Internet, Alexandra Polier issued a statement to The Associated Press, saying, \"I have never had a relationship with Senator Kerry, and the rumors in the press are completely false.\"
End of story. Next attempt at smearing the candidates please! Memo to the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy:
This was really lame. Please try harder next time. You have almost a quarter billion dollars to throw around, use it better next time, 'mkay?
Yours in Bile
Jim Allen
And it's great to see that closet-case Drudge get smacked down too. I'll never look at an omlette in the same way again:
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And what pains! After Washington landscaper David Cohen confirmed to Daily News columnist George Rush that he did, in fact, date Drudge, as Walls had reported, and after Walls hinted that she had refrained from printing even more \"lurid allegations\" about him in her book, Drudge seemed to get a little panicky.
After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these \"lurid allegations\" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself.
\"MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls is telling associates that she has obtained information linking Matt Drudge with a sexual preference for eggs,\" Drudge wrote on Friday in a column that has since vanished from his site, along with his link to standing Walls column (\"Oh, that hurt,\" she scoffs). \"He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies.\"
Drudge even went so far as to print Walls' home phone number, work number and e-mail address on his site and to ask readers to share their own \"Drudge sex stories.\" (All false, he says: \"How can I be [gay] when I am dating a woman with boobs and rollers?\" To which Walls counters: \"Hello, 'boobs and rollers'? You just proved your heterosexuality beyond doubt. I'm sold.\")
Buwahaha. Drudge and Sullivan? Sorry, boys, but They hate you. You are being played. Your bootlicking will not save you if the theocracy they so desperately want to install in this country comes to pass.After a mutual friend of both gossipists tipped off Drudge as to just what these \"lurid allegations\" were -- a nasty case of pubic lice, a penchant for fully clothed sex in the shower and a bizarre egg fetish -- he began to spread them himself.
\"MSNBC reporter Jeannette Walls is telling associates that she has obtained information linking Matt Drudge with a sexual preference for eggs,\" Drudge wrote on Friday in a column that has since vanished from his site, along with his link to standing Walls column (\"Oh, that hurt,\" she scoffs). \"He likes to have sex with eggs. He likes them smeared all over naked male bodies.\"
Drudge even went so far as to print Walls' home phone number, work number and e-mail address on his site and to ask readers to share their own \"Drudge sex stories.\" (All false, he says: \"How can I be [gay] when I am dating a woman with boobs and rollers?\" To which Walls counters: \"Hello, 'boobs and rollers'? You just proved your heterosexuality beyond doubt. I'm sold.\")
[ February 16, 2004, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: Jim Allen ]

