Who's your daddy...


Daddy, could you read us "The Pet Goat" again?

Daddy, please stop drinking.

Daddy, lets play hide and seek, you hide first.

Daddy, what's that powder on the mirror?

LOL at GJ!

Pretty much says it all.

Daddy, why are you convusing on the floor? Uh-oh, I think daddy has been in the pretzels, again.

Daddy, what did you do in the war?

Well, I'm glad he didn't introduce fear into those young students - perhaps he could have thought about the millions of Americans in NYC, DC, Boston, LA and SF who were desperately wondering about the safety of themselves, their family members and their country.

BTW, Georgie, I have a father, and he actually served his country.

BTW, Georgie, I have a father and he can balance his checkbook.

Jeez, lets FIRE the MF'er already!!!

*sings* Daddy, can you hear me?

if he's my father, I'm demanding to be aborted

Daddy, you want me to teach you how to ride a bike?

Daddy, why do the monkeys look like you?

Daddy, why do you talk with a southern drawl even though you're from New England? And why don't Uncle Jeb, grandma, or grandpa speak like that?

Daddy, what are you doing to that Ann Coulter blow-up doll?

Daddy, can I have more of that yummy arsenic in my water?

Daddy, where's the "Mission Accomplished" banner?

Daddy, put down the cigarette. Smoking is bad for you.

Daddy, why did you put your National Guard records in the shredder?

Daddy, why do you stop talking every time Mr. Cheney sips his water?

And the flea-eater spits, too. What a spoiled brat! Karl better do something about this.

Daddy, why am I smarter than you?

Daddy, make Jenna stop stealing from the liquor cabinet.

Daddy, Why did mommie kill her first boyfriend?

Daddy, have you been shoving powdered doughnuts up your nose?

Daddy, what happened to that "Mission Accomplished" banner that those nice sailors made for you?

Jamie, we made that at The White House, don't you remember? Now, go get daddy a nice big tub of pretzels while I take a sniff.

Daddy, why does Mr. Ashcroft hate our freedom?

Daddy, why is Barney smarter than you?

Daddy, why can't Uncle Dick Cheney drink water when you're speaking?

~Adam

Daddy, why is that flea you just ate smarter than you?

Daddy, why are you wearing those flip-flops?

Daddy, why won't you debate Mr. Kerry?

Daddy, when are we going to turn the corner?

Daddy, who is my mommy? Is it Condi or Laura? Aunt Condi slipped and called you her husband in a recent interview. I'll start telling everyone that I have two mommies, just like that girl I saw in a book at school.

Daddy, mommy always says that if I can't say anything nice I shouldn't say anything at all. Didn't Mr. Cheney's mommy tell him that, too?

Daddy, I think I need help with geography. I thought Camp David was in Maryland, but my friends all said you got some of the best Peruvian snow there.