Dear Poke Fans,

The Mean Green is coming to town! No, not the border patrol... The Eagles of Philadelphia.

Love,

The Eagles Nation.

PS You suck and your coach swallows, like a little BITCH!

Dear Eagle Nation,

How did that game go yesterday?

Love,
Poke Fan

Dear Puke Fan,

How's that 3-5 Record treating you?

All our best,

Social Security Department

Dear T.O.

I'm not listening to you, I'm not listening to you, I'm not listening to you.

Now go f*ck off.

Most Sincerely,
Donovan McNabb

p.s. You will address me as "MISTER McNabb from here on out.

Dear T. O.

Yeah, what he said.

Love,
The Eagle Nation

Depends... Is this the SS Dept. that Bush is planning to save of the one currently in place? heh heh!

Dear God,

please save PF from that evil spirit within.

Your second fave,
Kenny

OUTSPORTS MEMO:

TO: Kenny the Bandwagon CB Blitz
From: PF
Subject: huh?

Kenboy,

What on earth are you talking about?

Also, at 3-5, i'm surprised to see you around. Not really the M.O. of the bandwagons in your city to even follow anything football until the Yucks have a winning record.

Oh well, I am still here and kicking! Sorry to disappoint your distorted preconceived notions about people you know NOTHING about.

Bucs(and I) are on to Atlanta this Sunday. This to me is a make or break game for us. One game at a time, we will see if the Bucs can salvage the season. Griese has been so much more than anyone has expected, as well as Pittman has been a pleasant surprise in the running game. Jamel White is a much better blocker than my boy Alstott.

Time will tell. Let's go Bucs! :cool:

Shouldn't that be Please Go Bucs! wink

Its not treating us well but its always fun to see the eaglets get shot down.

Love,
Americas Team

There is NOTHING better than kicking the pokes around the field on National TV.

Actually, seeing all the ex-pokes getting carted to jail is pretty fun to watch.

Usually the hookers in Dallas rake in the cash after the pokes lose at home on sundays, but since this is a monday night... i'm sure they will line the streets waiting for the mass evacuation of the stadium by the "fans"...

Wait, my bad, those arent hookers, those are the players wives...

The Jets season may be done. We saw how badly they did last year without Pennington, who will miss 2-4 weeks, and now they have to rely on backup Quincy Carter rather than Testaverde. Fortunately the next 4 weeks are far from intimidaing with Baltimore (H), Cleveland (A), Arizona (A) and Houston (H). But those are games they need to win since they've got Pittsburgh, Seattle, New England and St. Louis to finish things up. Not looking good for Jets fans.

You must have watched the " Dallas" reunion last night.

Amen!

You know...

I'm in agreement with the swallower parcells....

The pokes are "supid"

Hey PF, how points will the Eagles beat the Cowboys by Monday Night? (Keep in mind, I'm trying to get a temp job with the caterers for the Eagles this weekend and pickle juice is not on my menu). wink

Horn, please re-read before posting. I know it's hard but you can do it.

Speaking of pickle juice...

I choose to remember the fond memories...

4th and 1
NFC Championship game
Buddy Ryan "who the hell are the cowboys"
Dave Campo
snowballs
Actual checking of INS paperwork
Aikman laying on his fat ass
OL going to jail for a car full of pot
Hit and runs on the freeway

Oh, but the BEST, the BEST of all Win or Lose... Go dance on that star TO... go dance on that star

With Love POKES

Linc

PF: "I choose to remember the fond memories..."


Wait PF - Isnt that "living in the past?"

I also have fond memories.... of all our Super Bowl wins, something you'll never have fond memories about.

Tally ho and carry on!

Ah Raze how sweet... my fond memories spand the 80's, 90's and the 2000's.

Right now I can look back and see the Current 9-1 record vs the pokes.

You, my friend, can merely think back... to something your team did 10 years ago... since then? Just drugs and crack baby, a hit and run. A Failed Campo, now a failed parcells....

Plus a few face lifts.

Tally ho

E!

A!

You people suck today, where is the Poke HATE!

G! And Parcells still swallows!

Weekly predictions...

Pokes will beat the Eagles. TO throws another tantrum and spirals out of control for the rest of the season.

Nate Burleson chalks up 100 yards receiving. Marcus Robinson finds his way back to the endzone. Onterrio Smith gets 150 yards from scrimmage and a TD.

Colts D gives up 30+ points...PF logs 100 "pokes are bitches" posts before the end of MNF game...and Sting Sting gets lucky in Denver!! hehe

Considering your general track record for predictions, maybe you'd be better off predicting that you don't get lucky in Denver.

LES(bo)

I'm looking to buy some drugs. Obviously you have a dealer. Hook me up.

I'm the one that will need them after Monday Night. Have a heart!

Two or three more losses and we can start talking about next year acccording to Jones & Co. Then Drew Henson is on the horizon for a look see.

Guess someone wants to take the easy way in joining the mile high club.... oh wait! We all know Sting is easy.

My weekly predictions:

1) EAGLES will beat down the pokes like the "chupacabras" they are.
2) TO throws hissy because he's taken out of the game in the third quarter after EAGLES go up by 35 on his 4th TD reception of the game.
3) PF will get royally drunk in celebration.
4) Raze and HornFan will buy some smack to share with the toothless hooker they found near the Book Depository rather than watch the end of the game when the EAGLES win.
5) Sting will pass out before "getting lucky" from lack of oxygen. Joe in Philly will miraculously appear and provide mouth to mouth.
6) Colts will score 40+ and lose
7) Jim at Outsports will still proclaim Manning to be greatest QB alive or dead and "shoo in" for MVP.
8) PF will laugh and laugh and then grab another beer.
9) The 4skins will still suck. Parcells will still swallow.
10) Mrs. PF will get lucky when PF comes home after the game. No one throws themselves into a headboard better than Mrs. PF. eek!

Tally ho!!

Dear (soon to be) MS. PhillyFan,

Please stop trying to steal all of my lines i've worked so hard to make my own.

Sincerely,

PF

PS it does make me happy to see attacks on the bandwagon-poke fans. Kinda Quiet this year aint they? They must be doing a better job of sealing the borders.

Tally ho ho ho

Yes dear, I'll get you another frosty beer shortly.

Nah, they're all just down at the Rio GRAN-day washin those ratty old poke uniforms that say "Aikman" on the back. Tryin to doll themselves up for the televised game. No one has the heart to tell them it's not on Telemundo.

Gives new meaning to \"Tally ho.\" wink

Don't be ridiculous.

There's nothing miraculous about flying across the country.

Link to story about Eagles fans serving in Iraq

[ November 11, 2004, 09:02 AM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]

In looking at this match-up... If the steelers used the blueprint to beat the Birds... I dont see how the pokes even match up.

They have NO RB who can pound the ball. Their offense cant control the T.O.P to keep the ball away from the Eagles. Their O is turning the ball over.

Pokes only chance is to try and turn this into a Defensive battle and win say 13-10.

To me everything points to a Birds blowout... but it is MNF football and the pokes just might be motivated after "bitch parcells" called them out. However, the same can be said about the Eagles being highly motivated due to what happened last year.

If memory serves me correctly, i believe the fat man is undefeated on the road on MNF.

PF, the only flaw in you logic is that the D in Dallas has not lived up to last year's D (not even close). You are right about Monday night magic...it's the only (slim) chance Dallas has to pull this one off. It's just all part of the BIG LETDOWN forthcoming for the iggles in their usual choke in the playoffs.

Hey, just call me honest, not a band wagonner.

I think Parcells messed up the D because of what he did on Offense.

Eddie George is not a featured back. He's a part-time bruiser for tough yards. Add that to the injury of the rookie RB and it spells trouble.

Meee-Shawn is a short pass catching WR. They lost any speed they had at WR from last year.

What do these 2 things do? It allows the D to play within 15 yards, so even if George breaks a few tackles, he's not getting big yards. Plus, they are turning the ball over.

Even the Best D can't overcome these factors and look good. Plus, they are spending too much time on the field.

Last year, the O was able to grind it out a bit (parcells style) and keep the D rested.

Your are correct frown

I'm always correct hornpoke

...the Redskins, you mean?

Sorry PCC,

To date, the Eagles D has given up less points than the 4skins, making them a better D.

Now please go back to your hot wheels before mom calls you for bed.

Hot wheels?

That's the Mark Brunell play action doll.

You know, the one that takes a fivestep drop, then throws it's legs in the air!

Like Stinger!!

You kiddies be good next week. Headed to Atlanta for the game and training all next week.

Hopefully Griese and Pittman can stay on a roll and Bucs pick up a big win!

B U C C A N E E R S! Go Bucs!

How ironic that you would chastise your wife for stealing your lines when you stole Tally ho ho ho from me!

Carry on and GO POKES!

Dear Raze,

You threw it out, I PERFECTED the line.

Love,

PF

PS Testa-verde is a bitch. Cowboys suck, parcells swallows.

Is that how he spelled it? Were you guys classmates at NAU?

GO LUMBERJACKS!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR NAU!

TAKE THAT BALL AND FOLLOW THROUGH!

LET'S GO JACKS! LET'S GO JACKS!

This is ridiculous...Craig Krenzel is 6 for 17 for 51 yards and an INT, and the total yards at the moment (looking at the live boxscore) are 270 to 81 in favor of Tennessee. But thanks to two scores from an interception return and punt return the Bears actually lead the Titans. I know McNair isn't playing but shouldn't the Titans be better than this?

Jeff Garcia was pulled from the game and Kelly Holcomb promptly drove the Browns down for a touchdown...heh...is TO watching with a smile? wink

So far (a couple of early games still in doubt) I am 5-1 in my picks with Seattle the only loser -- and I mean loser! Clearly this team has been way overrated all year. You'd think that the revenge factor after the way they lost the first game to the Rams would've come into play.

Update: Bears win in OT on...a safety. How fitting.

[ November 14, 2004, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]

Don't look now, but both the Cards and the Bears are now just 1 game out of their division leads at 4-5 .... with the disarray the Seahawks and Rams are in I wouldn't be shocked if Arizona wins the West. Denny Green could own that division in 2 years.

edit: Minnesota just scored tying the game at 31 ... so the Bears might just be 2 back

edit 2: scratch that, GB wins 34-31, Bears just 1 back

[ November 14, 2004, 04:44 PM: Message edited by: DeepRivers ]

The Seahawks Sea-sucked, but the Packers and Vikings game was something. They said we will get another rematch of these two on Christmas Eve. Won't miss it.

The Vikings have to learn not to tie the score so quickly!

I'm just thinking, "poor George, poor stinger..." when the Packers came back and won at the end. Their hopes cruelly dashed.

Pats breezing past the Bills. No problemo.

On to Monday night!

Dear Eagle Faithful,

KICK SOME COWPOKE ASS!

Love,

PF

I have the Eagles defense in Fantasy and need a shutout and two defensive TDs. Is that too much to ask?

go figure, i'd think you'd have the Colts D...

at 3-6 can we now under estimate joe gibbs, his staff and the players? oh yeah and the "leathal weapon" who rode da pine?

yoooo hoooo mr gibbs.... yooooo hoooooo.....

Check your schedule for next week... Mom better give you extra cookies and milk for that one..

[ November 14, 2004, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]