Hard to figure this out. The press seems to be suggesting that there is some mystery angle to this story.

Today, Ali Hassoun is speaking out denying that his situation was anything other than a capture.

His story of being captured in Iraq and showing up "somehow" at his hometown in Lebanon seems to be fishy.

But I know this. He is one hot hunk of man!

Ahhh - yes!

very true!!

If he gets kidnapped by Korean terrorists, will he eventually turn up in my bedroom?

If you're a Korean terrorist, you have a legitimate shot.