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I posted it in the Howard Dean for President thread.
Homeland Security has been notified that you are accessing a liberal thread. Thanks to the Patriot Act, you are now being monitored as a potential terrorist.
William - Ashcroft on Line 1 for you.
1865: Yes, John.
Ashcroft: What is this I hear about you accessing deviant web sites?
1865: Oh, I was merely mocking the pinko libs, John. You know me, always trying to bring down the libs.
Ashcroft: Well, you be careful...I don't want people to think you are one of those towel heads.
1865: No, I just mock those lefties.
Bush (in the background): Hey, Asswipe, get off the damn phone and order up a pound of ribs, we are putting America back to work with this order. Andy, go to get me a burger and freedom fries, too. Who the hell took my Legos?
Ashcroft: I need to go, the kid needs my attention.
1865: Goodbye, high holy one.
Ashcroft: Goodbye, underling. God Bless Only America.
[ January 27, 2004, 09:06 AM: Message edited by: bobby78751 ]