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curtj
How could I pass up the chance to post something both fun and incendiary?

It's time for Jesus Dress Up!

The perfect companion piece to the Mel Gibson money machine?
gmginsfo
Aw, Curtski, you left out the Stigmata and Veronica's towel! And even in SD we know how to sop a sponge with vinegar and gruel! :cool:
curtj
i thought the tutu and "tgif" sign were more fun anyway
Jim Allen
That site answers The Most Important Question of Our Age, doesn't it? Jesus: Boxers or briefs?

But how would the cute pink bunny slippers fit on His feet, what with the nails and all?
GatorJamie
OMG, that is too much. You are going right. straight. to. Hell.

I'll save you a seat. wink
RazorbackTX
The RNC has just called for a constitutional amendment to ban this website.
William1865
I think this would be funny IF the Jesus featured was not on a cross. That's a bit much in my opinion. I'm not a religious zealot by any means, but I guess I'm religious enough to find that just a bit over the top. Otherwise it would be hilarious. At this book store here in DC (probably at Urban Outfitters too) they have lots of action figures, including Jesus, Job, etc.

Isn't Urban Outfitters evil because the owner gave money to Rick Santorum or some such nonsense?

(To clarify: I didn't go to the website featured in this thread, but I heard about this over the weekend because Urban Outfitters is selling this as a refrigerator magnet set, and the religious righters are all up in arms. Hence all the UO references.)

[ March 22, 2004, 07:01 AM: Message edited by: William1865 ]
GatorJamie
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William1865:
At this book store here in DC (probably at Urban Outfitters too) they have lots of action figures, including Jesus, Job, etc.  
Wouldn't a Job action figure be hilarious? It should come with various and creative means of torturing him, to which he responds "Praise the Lord," "I'm a stubborn bastard!" or "I'm not dead yet! 'Tis only a flesh wound!"

I am soooo going to Hell for these... eek! wink
bobby78751
curtj...if I were you, I'd avoid thunderstorms for the next few weeks.
Marc
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William 1865 wrote:

I thinkthis would be funny IF the Jesus featured was not on a cross. That's a bit much in my opinion. I'm not a religious zealot by any means, but I guess I'm religious enough to find that just a bit over the top.    
I agree with William on this. I'm no religious zealot either, and I DO have a sense of humour, but I find this to be in very poor taste, especially the 'hang in there' sign. It reminds me of a controversial 'art' exhibit several years ago (I didn't actually see it, so I don't remember where it was displayed) in which a crucifix was suspended inside a jar of urine. And it wasn't only devout Christians who were offended by it.
thersis
we have to have the cross. it gives it gravitas. after all, without the cross, jesus is nothing. or in this case, without the cross, jesus would look suspiciously like zonker harris.
maxallen
Tacky, tacky, tacky. I love it. Although I'm not the least bit religious, Christian or otherwise, I have to admit the fact that the guy is dead and nailed to a cross kinda bothers me. I had fun playing dress-up with the website (I love the bunny slippers), but I wouldn't want a dead guy magnet on my refrigerator.

I know it's been posted at Outsports before, but this seems to be a good time to post a link to the Jesus of the Week website. Lots of tacky Jesii on there.

[ March 22, 2004, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: maxallen ]
MichiganJock
Thats freaking hysterical. I had everyone in my department looking at it and laughing.
GatorJamie
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maxallen:
Jesii on there.
lmao, maxallen!

I've always called the plural of "tourists" tourii...
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