Or...

Bring out the old HS yearbooks to prove that at one time:

You were athletic
You did have hair
You had friends

The most SURE fire way never to get any...

Saying...

Hi, I'd like you to meet my friend CU.

[ November 04, 2005, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]

I disagree with the back hair. As long as it's not braidable I think you're fine.

The girls got cornrows and body glitter on her back.

Finish it like this.... Hi, I'd like you to meet my friend CU, who once again kicked everyone's ass in darts.

I'm getting scared about what I'm going to find when I arrive in AZ next month. Or am I getting aroused?

No, no. Definitely scared. wink

You're just getting scared now?

Bad two-stepping will not get you laid.

Being able to shake your junk in the trunk can get you laid.

Unless your junk is courtesy of too many cheetos...

Shake or SHAVE?

And there is a monumnetal difference between junk in the trunk and trash in the can.

I dress like a skater cuz sometimes I actually skate. I dress like a biker cuz I ride a bike. I have a swimmers build cuz I swam competitively for a couple of seasons. So I dress accordingly for the pool. I have been known to run. So I suppose I dressed like a runner. I have not dialed in my attire for biking to the gym on meth, pumping in the park and then posting all about it about it after I have done my "cardio". I do suppose the garments would have to "wick" and be very odor resistant. You know, for shoveling all that shit. Drink lots of water. HOLLA!

It doesn't matter what I dress like. There is always a troll waiting to bottom feed. For some reason Mpetrelis peeking out the hole of a milking staion comes to mind.

When I have junk in the trunk it is for winter weather rear wheel traction.