Is this one of the contestants on the Muppet Idol or America's Next Muppet or Muppethunt or whatever the hell that show is going to be called?

So if we put the theory presented in this article (walking your dog helps you lose weight-how novel!) and the theory in the other thread about losing weight getting you laid , I guess people who walk their dogs must be getting laid 24/7. But then they could get so busy getting laid that they would no longer have time to walk their dog and thereby gain weight, which would in turn result in them getting laid less. What a vicious cycle!

[ October 29, 2005, 08:47 AM: Message edited by: FireMikeTiceNow ]

My head hurts just thinking about it. wink And what does this have to do with Charles Barkley? He's fat and my guess is he can get laid whenever he wants, by his wife or any number of others. wink

[ October 29, 2005, 03:21 PM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]

I thought you would be pumped to read about dogs.

Oh well. I guess Merlini73 or Baloney97 or whatever his tacky name is, now thinks I hate fat dogs. If the dog looks great OR FAT and has a bad attitude, I will snear and walk away in disgust. That does include guys w/ poor attitudes.

By the way, George_vikingfan or Twinsfan or Mary Richards fan ... you need a hug.



[ October 30, 2005, 01:44 PM: Message edited by: Allen ]

Wonder Twink powers activate. Form of
bad techno link . Shape of...

You know Allen, you deserve it. However, I am not mean enough. I deleted the rest of this post, dark humor, links and all. It was pretty impressive. Man could I undo decades of therapy. I decided to save it for when it really matters. Karma doubleplusunused. :cool: If I only learned one thing from CoyoteUgly_Sexist...

You just better hope that book is in good condition wink

Edited for Dreamtime and spelling, "e"

[ November 03, 2005, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: Erik G ]