I was bored LOL

"A retired nurse saved her brother's chicken, Boo Boo, by administering mouth-to-beak resuscitation last week after the fowl was found floating face down in the family's pond."

Now this just sounds funny

"Marian Morris said she hadn't had any practice with CPR in years, but she was interested to see if she "still had it."

...um yeah, ya know...I figured I'd just give it whirl....

"I breathed into its beak, and its dadgum eyes popped open," Morris said. "I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again. I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm."'

Yeah...say at about 400 degrees.

"She said she did not know how to find a pulse on a chicken."

And she calls herself a nurse????

[ February 08, 2006, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Chill-Trick ]

Let me guess, you were doing an online search for how to score some chicken when you found this, right? wink

I saw that story this morning too. Wouldn't it have made more sense to leave the chicken in the pool awhile longer and fire up the grill instead?

(said in my best Deliverance voice)

"uh uh...gimme sum-o-dat chicken uh huh"

Hey Chill-Trick....you sure gotta purty mouth!

Hey Hotlanta boy"

You shur got a nice little butt on ya. Why doncha cum on oover heyar and sit a spell!

Actually, the CBC program "As It Happens" interviewed them last night, and yup. Southerners through and through. Accents so thick you could cut them with a knife.

et, al. Jealousy can be so ugly at times. wink

Lksimcoe....I'm not sure you'd know what to do with my butt...except maybe lick it. eek!

{Deep Southern Drawl} Yeah, Canadian boy, right there...now slow down, this ain't no sprint, you gonna be doing this for a spell.

That sounds good for starters. But how are you with being handcuffed to a 4 poster bed?

Don't you worry Southern Boy. The advantage of age is staying power.

And experiance, with a wicked imagination