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MIB
And you thought DDT was bad for eagles' eggs, eh? Looks like those pesticides are more trouble than they're worth. eek!
Maddog
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MIB:
And you thought DDT was bad for eagles' eggs, eh? Looks like those pesticides are more trouble than they're worth. eek!
I knew my mother was drinking and smoking during her pregnancy but she must have been chugging DDT too. sigh...
J eddie
[/QUOTE]I knew my mother was drinking and smoking during her pregnancy but she must have been chugging DDT too. sigh... [/QB][/QUOTE]

Don't try and fool us,there's a better reason for Chill-Trick referring to you as Maddong!

[ May 01, 2006, 02:16 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
kick
Good thing my mom ate organic and our lawn was the pits rolleyes.gif
MIB
eddie, will you PLEASE stop using such hot avatars?!? Every time I see yours I drool, dammit! :mad: biggrin.gif
J eddie
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MIB:
eddie, will you PLEASE stop using such hot avatars?!? Every time I see yours I drool, dammit! :mad: biggrin.gif
Isn't he beautiful?!His name is Reynaldo Gianecchini.
Changed Tuesday 5/02/06 to Eduardo Verastegui.

[ May 02, 2006, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
Chill-Trick
Did I miss something? When did I say "Maddong"?
J eddie
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Chill-Trick:
Did I miss something? When did I say \"Maddong\"?
Under the American Idol 2006 thread and I quote..

"Maddong, that's why it's easier to put Piglet..."

[ May 03, 2006, 04:21 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
J eddie
Okay,time to change the avatar,again. biggrin.gif
Maddog
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eddiecat:
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Chill-Trick:
Did I miss something? When did I say \"Maddong\"?
Under the American Idol 2006 thread and I quote..

\"Maddong, that's why it's easier to put Piglet LOL

Eric...if I understood your post correctly, I pointed out the correct way to spell someones name, and in turn get called an idiot? Awesome! You're terrific.\"
Lol...I didn't even notice it. Must be Freudian. smile.gif
J eddie
"Lol...I didn't even notice it. Must be Freudian."

but is it accurate????? wink
Maddog
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eddiecat:
\"Lol...I didn't even notice it. Must be Freudian.\"

but is it accurate????? wink
Of course it's accurate...

Every part of my body is mad, maad, Maaaad! biggrin.gif
J eddie
so how does Chill-Trick know?? Hmmmmm
bear321
So, if this article has some truth to it they should collect data from all the male pornstars to find out where they grew up as kids and if their lawns were sprayed or not. Maybe they all had organic childhoods and lends itself to the hung like a horse theory. Ha!! biggrin.gif wink

It is amazing to me how men don't really talk much about their penises but women seem to talk a lot about their breasts. wink

[ May 09, 2006, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: gadbearr ]
Maddog
That's so funny you say that.

One of the women in the sales dept decided yesterday to show me her sunburned breast.

I was like "uh..."

and she's was like, "oh it doesn't matter, you don't care..."

I was like, "well I do care, I'm just not aroused..."

And yes I really talk that way at work. wink

In a related story; I've found that you can get away with calling someone a "stupid wh*re" to their face as long as you do it in your Napoleon Dynamite voice.

[ May 09, 2006, 01:17 PM: Message edited by: Maddog ]
J eddie
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gadbearr:
So, if this article has some truth to it they should collect data from all the male pornstars to find out where they grew up as kids and if their lawns were sprayed or not. Maybe they all had organic childhoods and lends itself to the hung like a horse theory. Ha!! biggrin.gif wink
I volunteer to do any "hands-on" investigating.Strictly out of the goodness of my heart,of course.
J eddie
[quote]eddiecat:
[quote]Originally posted by MIB:
[qb] eddie, will you PLEASE stop using such hot avatars?!? Every time I see yours I drool, dammit!       :mad:            :D     [/quote]No,I will not. wink
bear321
Eddiecat, I wish I could see your Avatar. I just see a little blank box with the words "Avatar Image" and a little red "x". Sigh.... frown
bear321
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MIB:
And you thought DDT was bad for eagles' eggs, eh?  Looks like those pesticides are more trouble than they're worth.     eek!  
I wonder if this applies to testicles too? I have dated a few fellows with peanuts and some with cantaloupes. MERCY!! wink Just get "tea-bagged" with cantaloupe sized nuts and you will always remember it. Ha!!! biggrin.gif

[ May 10, 2006, 06:10 AM: Message edited by: gadbearr ]
J eddie
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gadbearr:
Eddiecat, I wish I could see your Avatar.  I just see a little blank box with the words \"Avatar Image\" and a little red \"x\".  Sigh....   sad.gif
Gadbear,
For some reason my avatar never shows up when I access the board from work. :confused:
J eddie
I was going to be brave and use my own photo for my avatar eek! but it wouldn't work for some reason.

[ May 12, 2006, 04:36 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
millerbeach
Eddie, it doesn't work on my computer either, and when I tried to click on your photo, the request was rejected because my computer does not accept cookies. My computer may not accept cookies, but I sure do!
bear321
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eddiecat:
I was going to be brave and use my own photo for my avatar   eek!   but it wouldn't work for some reason.This is me anyway...
Me
Eddiecat, it's asking for an ID and password to see the photo. frown
J eddie
I think I'm becoming a little less computer-savvy every day! This time it works!

Me

[ May 15, 2006, 04:53 AM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]
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