It's the male wonderbra
Every man can have an anaconda

What if you don't need something like this? Does it only work while erect? Wouldn't it create huge lumps in your pants?

Gee - welcome to the 15th Century...

Rob

I remember when I went to the Tower of London and looked at a set of armour for Henry 8th, and it showed the codpiece in the front of it, and it was freakin' HUGE. Don't know if it was wishful thinking or if the man actually was hung like an anaconda.

all the codpieces from the middle ages were huge. It was meant to impress and intimidate others. and obviously... it worked!

Wasn't it just a few years ago they had the male butt lifter underwear too. So, if you are lifted from the front and lifted from the back and you pick up someone at the club based on these attributes and get them home and start to undress them and everything just falls to the floor would you not want a refund??

Wasn't there a scene from a movie similar to this where the guy picks up someone from the bar and then the fellow takes off an upper body girdle type thing that was made of hard plastic that had a six pack abs. This guy had a huge gut that just fell down almost to his knees. Was it the British version of Queer As Folk?

I remember the scene in I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka! where the protaganist states that he's got the full twelve inches to get the hot woman home. When he admits in the bedroom that he's not really a foot long, the woman laughs and says that's OK - she's fudged the truth herself. She proceeds to take off her false breasts, her wig, her glass eye and her fake leg before our hero runs out screaming. ("Don't make me hop for you!")

LXN

Actually, the episode was on American QAF. Michael brought a guy home that had a silicon butt pad and a silicon dick snaking down the leg of his jeans. As they were making out, the guy started pulling fakes out of his pants. Pretty funny scene...

Why would guys fake like this? If you take someone home, you are going to have to admit eventually that you are a misleading whore-bag liar and totally ruin any sense of trust from the silly guy who chose to take you home. It just doesn't make any sense to me. Misleading whore-bag liars just end up alone...and eventually, they will be old and alone.

Gosh Bobby, tell us how you really feel.
One might be lead to believe that you have been burned by one of these whore-bag liars??