How about people who use golf umbrellas on crowded city sidewalks? On top of that they don't raise or lower them for oncoming traffic.

KER-BLAM!!!

Re: golf umbrellas on crowded sidewalk--I've taken to raising my arm and knocking them out of my way, especially when the other person is on the mobile phone and not paying attention.

And also to the list: Dog owners who don't pick up after their dogs, who walk through Central Park, their dogs running loose, oblivious to the fact that their Shephard, water dog, or toy poodle just crapped in the walk way. I detest irresponsibility.

I HATE THOSE SO MUCH! They are like those stupid dockers commericals where they guys would be all hanging out in their dockers, talking about "real stuff." UGH!

Note to anyone in advertising: The "casual conversation between friends" is the WORST MARKETING PLOY EVER! You're just pissing people off!

Why do you even care? "Oh no!! Allen made a commnet about his looks. I need to berate him!" Please! There are other things in the world to worry about that a throwaway comment.

I hate drunks! Stay away from me!!



[ November 08, 2005, 06:18 AM: Message edited by: Allen ]

Yep, especially when you get them in compromising positions and take pictures. Aw, straight people are adorable when you show them homoerotic pictures you took the night before.

Allen, congrats on your first ever Outsports post without a comment about your own looks.

Schoolyard bullies. I'm just sayin'.

I agree: schoolyard bullies. Including the "virtual" ones.

Gay men who have no life & sit in front of a computer and not experience life outside & criticize other gay men since the fatasses are afraid of the Real World.

There is a life outside of this web site ... LIVE IT!!!

Why anyone would be afraid of "The Real World" where you are stuck in a house with a bunch of hunky, young buff guys is beyond me...nevermind

I never liked this thread because I don't think anyone should be shot (call me a radic-lib) but IF anyone should be shot it definitely should be school yard bullies. Too many of us had to put up with this kind of bullshit as kids and it shouldn't be tolerated here - AT ALL.

I agree with you 100% here my friend. wink

Um so who is the bully? The one who smacks you with their images or the ones who say, "Get over yourself Bud; we have."

If someone's ego is that fragile perhaps they should not be posting and posing on the internet.

Something one of Allen's conexxion buds posted, "If you can take a dick, you can take a joke." Or something like that.

Maybe I am just acting out a little bit from dealing with people who should be shot during my waking working hours.

Yes. And apparently too many are living it on meth I hear grammar and punctuation are the first to go.

Yes and congrats Allen, especially on the 200 pound plus bench presses.

edited to correct my hopped up on meth errors

[ November 08, 2005, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Erik G ]

Adding to the list:

The F@$#ing idiots in my apt building that can't park their cars between 2 yellow lines. I mean, how hard is it? If you can't park between 2 yellow lines, then should you really be driving?

Also add their visitors, especially the one that has fast food bags from the floor board of her car up to the seat. DISCUSTING!!!

People who complain about people who have no life & sit in front of a computer, but make their complaint by...sitting in front of a computer.

Shhhhh, it's funnier when you just bask in the irony.
:cool:

Sounds like a bitter Tampa bay fan to me...

Or a bitter Tampa Bay queen.

Here's one. The idiots who supported the bigot initiative in Maine, shown in a CNN photo all joining hands and praying for the sucess of their hate intiative. But the hate initiative failed despite their prayers. They should be shot and meet their maker and find out he/she/it is gay!

Or their worst fears:

God is Ru Paul, with an attitude!!

quote:

God is Ru Paul, with an attitude!!


I think I am really going to enjoy heaven!

I don't think so.

God is Divine; therefore, heaven will be a John Waters movie, but at least you'll get to bed Tab Hunter.

In Stephen King's latest book, a happy gay fisherman from Mexico named "Jesus Martinez" comes to Maine looking for work, he meets up with all these Holy People, they dont know he's really a Devil in disguise, and he is secretly planning on taking them to Hell in his spaceship, which is has been camouflaged to look like fishing trawler, called the "Ms. Atlantic Daisy"

The local news and their lame sweeps promotions -- like the ABC station here that just promoted the "Which Desperate Housewife Are You" quiz. Tuesday night at 11, they'll -- and the following is an actual quote -- SHOW YOU HOW TO TAKE THE QUIZ.

So Joe I'm guessing your a Bree.

I live in Maine! This entire thing pissed me off the vote was way to close for my comfort! I was actually shocked at it was such a low voter turn out in realitive terms. I knew Maine was very homophobic but was shocked as to how much. You should have heard the ads it was pretty bad. Yes they shouldn't be shot, just descriminated against because they are asses!!

I also agree with school bullies but the ones who you meet up later in life and treat you as if nothing every happened back in school!

Oh yes and people that do not pull over when your joining the highway even if they are the only car around.

....and the people who need some slap therapy:
**people who go to the dollar store and then write a check to pay for it.
**people checking out at the cash register who just stand there while the cashier is ringing them up. After the cashier tells them the total, THEN they begin to get out their checkbook (when they could have already filled in the store name, date, signature, etc)

Speaking of annoying shoppers, on my list are parents who don't watch their children in parking lots. Where I food shop the parking lot is hilly. So I'm in my car, wanting to back out, it's always crowded so probably someone is sitting waiting to pull into my space, I'm twisted in a corkscrew trying to see what's behind me, and some 2 or 3 year old is running around unsupervised. Parents, small people cannot be seen from the driver's seat when the driver is looking uphill!

I know what you mean. My new truck has back up sensors, and has saved a couple of rug rats in a parking lot from getting the scare of their lives.

Mind you, I stopped the truck, and gave the mother total shit for letting her brats run around a busy parking lot on a Saturday afternoon, while she was buying beer (the beer store was in the same lot as the grocery store). All she did was tell me to mind my own business.

Ker-f**king-Blam!!

Homos hate too much. If I hear one more person bitching about fat dykes, circuit boys, big bears, gym bunnies, skinny twinks, daddies, sons, poz people, bisexuals and trannies, I'll flip out!! :mad:

Well, I have a new one. Two, in fact.
Some background. My back garden backs on the yards the next block over. The building opposite me in that block used to be a truck rental place. It was sold and is now a games room. They have pinball and pool but also indoor batting cages and hoops and instructions. The back of the buildng, adjoining my vegetable garden, was set up to practice hitting and fielding. That's fine, I'm all in favor of kids learning to play ball. Once an errant baseball sailed into my yard. I threw it back. The kid and the man apologized but I said no problem, it was clearly an accident and no harm done.
But on another occasion I was in my garden and was struck by two boys throwing rocks. I chased them away. I thought that was the end until yesterday late afternoon, I heard weird noises in the direction of my bedroom (which faces the backyard). The two boys were throwing rocks at my bedroom window! I don't know if they were trying to break it or trying to terrify my cats, who sometimes sit in the window. On a couple of occasions, including yesterday, I've come home and found everything knocked off my bedside table. I thought the cats were playing "tag", but now I think they were in the window and were terrified by having rocks thrown at them. If that were not bad enough, along with my 2 cats I am fostering 2 kittens, born stray. They've lived with me a month and I still can't get near them. I've been trying by example to convince them there is no need to be afraid of people. You can imagine, this hardly helps.
I went over and talked to the manager. I'm glad to say he took it seriously and did not try to give me some "boys will be boys" crap. He said he was about 90% sure who it was and would take care of it. I thanked him, and said that the next time I'm going to call police, so I hope there is not a next time.
Sorry, I know this is long but I had to vent! I cannot imagine my brother ever throwing rocks at a neighbor, and he knew I'd tan his hide if he ever did anything to frighten a cat!

Mother nature needs to take a few shots to the face. Not only did I get rain dumped on me walking between home and class, it happened in 47 degree weather. Now, normally I'd just deal. But now there's a tornado watch? How is this even possible? It's 50 freaking degrees right now and it might snow tonight!

What in the heck is going on?

Illini, I'm replying but doing so in the Lightning & Thunder Thread. Check there.

Homos love too much. If I hear one more person itching for fat dykes, circuit boys, big bears, gym bunnies, skinny twinks, daddies, sons, poz people. bisexuals and trannies, I'll trip out!! :cool:

No offense meant, but maybe you're listening to the wrong bunch of homos. frown

He kinda has a point...I mean this thread is 20 pages long..lol.

People who complain that threads are too long. :mad:

I'm just sayin...

[ November 15, 2005, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Maddog ]

Who knew we were so violent?! eek!

The thread may be long, but it isn't full of rants about fat dykes, circuit boys, big bears, gym bunnies, skinny twinks, daddies, sons, poz people, bisexuals and trannies. It has been, for the most part, a lighthearted, tongue-in-cheek, ah f**k it. Kill 'em all; let God sort 'em out!

This, and the idiot who left their cute little dog in the back seat of their SUV on a blisteringly hot bayarea day. Poor thing looked so sad and dehydrated.

I didn't know what esle to do but report it to the store manager.

Next time call Animal Control. I've done it and they arrest the people-it's no worse than leaving kids in the car. They treat it seriously as a crime!

Put this one under "People Who Should Be Shot Again"...

Shoot Me Baby One More Time

NJ

Yep- there are laws against that - the store manager can't do anything - Police or animal control can.

My cubical-mate, Danielle, and I went to the lunchroom to get tea only to discover that someone had left a mess on the tables. As we cleaned up, she remarked that her church's website features a thread called "People Who Need More Than Just Prayers" and she was going to list coworkers who leave messes in the lunchroom; I figure our method works a lot better than mere prayers!

~Adam

That's nothing I remember the day I went to get my lunch, pulled my sandwich out of the bag only to discover someone had taken a bite out of it and put it back. I later discovered I wasn't the only victim of the "sampler". The "sampler" was eventually caught. But not before nearly every who used the office frig start putting packing or duct tape around their lunches to detect sampling.

The other thing if you put something in the office microwave and it explodes and makes a big mess, CLEAN IT THE HELL UP.

That church website story is hilarious, ~Adam. I wonder if they also have a "Jesus Rally Thread 2005"?

I'd like to nominate the sensitive soul who wrote this ad that pops up on the RealPlayer website from time to time:

"The Haiti Center for Plastic Surgery. Thinking about plastic surgery but feel discouraged by high prices? Recover in beautiful Haiti. Enjoy a favorable exchange rate. Civil unrest saves you thousands."

Yay! Exploitation of third world conflict - for fun and profit!

Would that thread have trolls that post things like \"SATAN 33 JESUS 10\"?

There may be hope for Iraq yet! wink

I try not to hate. It's more fun to laugh. So I try to turn every potential "get really pissed over something small" situation into a fun one.

For instance, I usually get a soft drink at the local bagel shop each morning. It's the world's quickest transaction, and most of the people there recognize me, so the whole thing takes about five seconds. But this five second transaction often gets delayed up to five minutes by the customer in front of me. So I've developed a little game involving my morning soda.

* Car cuts me off to get the "better parking spot" in the bagel shop parking lot - 2 points.
* Car goes wrong way down parking lot so they can get their bagel faster - 5 points.
* Person runs from car to bagel shop to get in front of me in line - 3 points.
* Person pretends I don't exist and steps in front of me in line - 10 points.
* Person steps in front of me in line and states that they're doing it because "they're only getting one thing" (like I'm not) - 10 points.
* Person in front of me in line orders a latte - 2 points (for each latte).
* Person in front of me in line orders a chai - 1 point (for each chai).
* Person in front of me in line asks inane question - 1-3 points for each inane question. ("Do you have sesame bagels?" is worth 1, "Do you have coffee?" is worth 3)
* Person in front of me in line pays with checkbook - 3 points (5 if the total is less than three dollars).
* Person in front of me in line has discount card, but has to fumble around for it - 3 points.
* Person in front of me in line has a penny to make "even change", but has to fumble around for it - 3 points (5 if they never find the penny).
* Person in front of me in line insists they get some sort of discount, even though there's no evidence of this fact - 3 points (5 if I saw them drive up in a car costing $30,000 or more)
* Person jumps in front of me just before I order to ask question about the menu - 2 points.

Some days I break 20 points, and I actually feel more amazed than pissed. Sometimes it's fun to be a genius on the curve, just because you can handle a transaction at the bagel store in less than 30 seconds.

LXN

This is the thread that MUST die and therefore I am shooting it..... BANG!!!!!!!