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Joe in Philly
Why? Because I read this and couldn't stop laughing. wink
rick bradford
Save me a seat. I couldn't stop laughing either! biggrin.gif
gobar
Glad I don't believe or I'd be there with ya.
swiminbuff
Move over and make room for me. Sick but very funny!!
JR in TX
Yeah i'm doomed now, too.

Not to be outdone, here is I'm Stuck In Rehab With Pat O'Brien.
Adam
At least we're all going there together. Maybe if we book early, we can select the circle of hell we want to be in? As for the Pat O'Brian situation, does anyone know whether the "entertainment news shows" are covering it?

~Adam
swiminbuff
Well at least the conversations with Pat wouldn't be quite so one sided
JR in TX
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swiminbuff:
Well at least the conversations with Pat wouldn't be quite so one sided
You get two seats for that one!
millerbeach
I laughed my ass off...what do I win?
William1865
Whoever came up with this is a sick, sick puppy. I so want to meet them.
BPT-336
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millerbeach:
I laughed my ass off...what do I win?
A date with Joe in Philly. tongue.gif
sterlingman
Well I'm probably taking an express lane to Hell. I just saw on CNN the lastest footage of the Pope and I laughed 'cause I thought something that I can't remember now and made me laugh.

Anyway this blog is verry wrong... why so am I laughing? So wrong.
StPtGator
LOL, I'm considering posting the link in the Political section on Gator Country but it might get me banned. You wouldn't believe the nut case right wingers over there!
GatorJamie
SPG - try The Virtual Swamp.

That's where I get my Gator freak on. There are plenty of right-wingers, but I'm "out" and have actually been well-supported by most of them.

Waaay better site than GC.
Lksimcoe
Saw the link, and had a good laugh.

combine that with the fact that they consider me a "practicing sodomite", I figure I'm headed for the 7th circle of hell.

What they don't realize is that I don't need to practice anymore. I've got it down pat.

Or Bob, or bill or george
swiminbuff
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JR in TX:
 
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swiminbuff:
Well at least the conversations with Pat wouldn't be quite so one sided
You get two seats for that one!
Thanks, looks like I will have a lot of company on the bench so feel free to squeeze in closer if we run out of space.

[ March 30, 2005, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: swiminbuff ]
StPtGator
So I posted the link but signed up under an alias and good thing because the Topic was removed and the new name was banned within an hour. The moderator of the Political section is far right winger!
GC never heard of Virtual Swamp! I'll check it out. I love Gator County's football section and they have a great board during recruiting.
millerbeach
So, Joe in Philly....you busy this weekend?
Joe in Philly
Well, actually my whole weekend is free, except for this...
Jason Cottrell
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Joe in Philly:
Why? Because I  read this and couldn't stop laughing.    wink  
This is nothing...I have 2 bucks on the Pope dying on Monday Eastern Time!
GymTiger
You'd even bypass St. Peter of the Pearly Gates with that one!
Seeker
This is just so wrong!! And I love it. Are we getting a group rate for our seating in Hell? It seems we have a large enough crowd!! biggrin.gif
Joe in Philly
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Jason Cottrell:
This is nothing...I have 2 bucks on the Pope dying on Monday Eastern Time!
I don't think you're going to win...which will make your stay in hell even less worth it. wink
StPtGator
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Seeker:
This is just so wrong!!  And I love it.  Are we getting a group rate for our seating in Hell? It seems we have a large enough crowd!!   biggrin.gif  
I had a history professor that used to say. "I don't mind going to hell, then I can meet all the movie stars!"
swiminbuff
Originally posted by Jason Cottrell:
This is nothing...I have 2 bucks on the Pope dying on Monday Eastern Time!

Guess you lost $2.00
Want to go double or nothing on Prince Rainier?
BillyC
The worst part of hell will be no ice for our cocktails!. That said my prayer on the death of JPII is for Jerry Falwell to join him. But not until he suffers a little first.
swiminbuff
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BillyC:
The worst part of hell will be no ice for our cocktails!.  
Perhaps, but just imagine the conversations!! We could ask Oswald if he really was a lone assassin etc
chai-inNJ
My gosh!
Joe in Philly
Okay, I'm really going to hell now. This was some e-mail correspondence with some friends of mine, one of whom is a writer. He starts it off...

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>> My assigning wires for the past three weeks.
>>
>> Week 1: Terri Schiavo
>> Week 2: Terri Schiavo: Update
>> Week 3: Terri Schiavo: The End
>>
>> Just got my assigning wire for this week...
>>
>> Week 4: Terri Schiavo: The Funeral
>>
>> If I get \"Terry Schiavo: The Aftermath\" next
>> week, I'm going to lose it.
This was followed with a couple of replies:

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>> *\"Terry Schiavo: The Movie\", dahling!
>
> Followed promptly by the Broadway Premiere of the latest
> film-to-cruise-ship-style travesty, \"Terri Schiavo: The Musical.\"
And then I added:

I'm thinking something more contemporary. How about if MTV shows "Terri Schiavo: Unplugged" instead?

It's getting awfully hot right now... eek!
JR in TX
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Joe in Philly:
I'm thinking something more contemporary. How about if MTV shows \"Terri Schiavo: Unplugged\" instead?
*gasp in horror*
*spit Diet Coke on monitor*
*fall out of chair laughing*
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swiminbuff
Originally posted by Joe in Philly:
I'm thinking something more contemporary. How about if MTV shows "Terri Schiavo: Unplugged" instead?
ROFLMAO
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