I've heard them a lot at the clubs. You've heard them too. So, here are a few that I've heard. What's yours??

(Hey, ya'll been in heavy topic-ville, so I decided to throw in something light and fun.)

Still the most, erm...stunning proposal I've ever heard is:

"Do you have a crowbar? 'Cause I wanna stick my tongue so far up your ass you'll need a crowbar to get it out."

Jim, tell me that line won you over. If not, what in the world would it take? (Now where's my crowbar?)

Allen, too damn funny. Thanks for the F-C-K rib tickler!!!!! I have never heard that one before. Classic stuff.

I had one that worked - I still cannot believe it did.

So, are we just going to look at each other all night or are you going to take me back to your place and f*ck?

It was a good night!!

Never tried this one out myself, and it's pretty lame, but "is it hot in here or is it just you?"

As long as my face is above ground, you'll always have a place to sit.

"Ok, who wants to home and watch..........."

"I do, I do"

This works!

Excuse me. Are those BugleBoy jeans you're wearing?

OK - Here is a list of some real good ones - I have bolded my favorites:

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice ass... what time does it open?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

You might not be the best-looking guy here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

f**k me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (say name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.

I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?

Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

Do you wash your jeans in Windex? ...because I can see myself in them.

You must be Irish, because my dick is Dublin.

Here's one that is used in Minnesota

Are you of Scandinavian decent??

(I've had that used on me SO MANY FLIPPIN' TIMES!! GOD!!)

I got a desirable response on this one:

I said this in Spanish (the guy was Spanish-speaking):

"I'll fetch for you if you want."

- - -

Believe it or not:

1/He was kind of a Javy-Lopez type (butt proportions were almost exact) - seriously. I was "goo-goo-gaa-gaa" over him.
2/He liked the line (scary trying, though, I admit!).

[ July 11, 2003, 08:06 AM: Message edited by: bluebird48234 ]

WARNING: (FYI) The actual "act", as it were, did not take place. For those younger Outsporters, I wanted to be clear about this.

I was a little surprised that the perfectly shaped man walked on the bus, AND was interested in me. He smiled at my self-introduction...nevertheless, I was so happy that he was intrigued that I shut down! Imagine me, speechless!

Anyway, if the same situation occurred today, I would have still go out with him, but we would practice safe sex, perhaps with a jelly doughnut, or something - if I were that horny...

Just wanted to say that to clear the air.

[ July 14, 2003, 08:29 AM: Message edited by: bluebird48234 ]

There ARE good - I just need to stay practiced, to avoid clamming up when I get a "yes". eek!

I always laugh at the one Ben Affleck uses in 200 Cigarettes:

"How do you want your eggs in the morning - scrambled or fertilized?"

Ooooo.....EGGS-cellent!! wink

(from the old Batman [Egghead], of course)

[ July 14, 2003, 12:30 PM: Message edited by: bluebird48234 ]

in St. Louis it's "what high school did you go to",

my answer: I went to school in Northern Illinois, so that makes me inherently smarter than you already