AFC

East
1. New England- Probably the deepest team in football. I sat behind some new england fans at the game last year. Very nice guys, and a lot of fun. I want to pick the J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS. But since they are so nice, pats are the pick.
2. New York Jets- With a healthy Pennington all year, this team just might win the division, but until someone knocks off the Pats, you just can’t pick against them can you?
3. Miami- Feeley is a little bitch. This team folds like a cheap suit in December.
4. Buffalo- Who cares, they suck.

North-
1. Pittsburgh- Ah, the chants of DUUUUCE roam over to Western Pa, I mean Ohio. I don’t have a reason for picking them. My reason would be that I hate the other teams in the division.
2. Baltimore- You know, I hate this team. They still have the best D in a terrible division. I only pick them second by default.
3. Cincy- Another, so-so team in a bad division. Arent they starting the Kid this year? Yeah good luck on that one.
4. Cleveland- I finally figured out why they throw dog bones in Cleveland…have you seen the chics in Cleveland? Total skanks.

South-

1. Indy- I’m trying to figure out which team I hate more in the AFC… Indy, Balt or Oak? Indy may win the division, but until they gain home field in the playoffs, they have no shot. Last year I picked Tenn to win the division, hopefully the Jinx works to knock these idiots and their fans out of first.
2. Tenn- All Jeff Fisher does is win each year, nice coach.
3. Jax- This is the chic pick to be a big winner this year. Gotta say sorry to my boy Hugh, aint gonna happen…
4. Houston- What is worse than this team? The humidity.

West-

1. KC- Vermeil better find some D. Still this is clearly the best team in this division.
2. Oakland- Mark my words Kerry “5 beers” Collins is the starter by the end of the season.
3. Denver- Jake the fake. You know what I just don’t get… why do people have a hard on for this team? Where did they upgrade? CB? Bringing in the aging over-rated safety?
4. SD- The best thing to say about the superchargers? The weather in SD is great. PF likes the beach there. However, the price of living is too high and the wages are too low. Plus, it has to be the worst drive ever between here and SD. There is literally nothing. Unless you count Calexico, which I’ve always wanted to stop at, but since the commie-pinkos have taxed the gas so much in that state, you get your gas in Yuma.

Who makes the playoffs? KC, New England, Pitt, Indy, Jets and Tenn.

Who wins the AFC? JETS or KC.

AFC

East -

1. New England - The best well rounded team improved it's weakest link with Corey Dillon.
2. New York Jets - C. Martin is 31 and past his prime. Pennington will have to carry them with his arm. They have a lot of good pieces, enough to claim a wild card entrance to the playoffs.
3. Buffalo - Their offense should click better this year, but not enough for them to win more than 6 or 7 games.
4. Miami - Losing Williams puts this team in the bottom of the division.

North -

1. Pittsburgh - As long as they wait until next year to get Roethlisberger going they should win the division.
2. Baltimore - With no big WR they'll be too one dimensional. J. Lewis will have to repeat last year's season if they want to make the playoffs.
3. Cincy - I'd like to see them win the division, but a rookie (2nd year) QB will limit their number of wins.
4. Cleveland - Too many new pieces to be a contender.

South -

1. Indy - A good team overall, but I'd rather see any other team in the division win it.
2. Tenn - I think George is over. I'd love see Houston surprise both Tenn and Indy to win the division but it won't happen this year.
3. Houston - They did well last year with a lot of injuries. They should improve this year with Carr and Davis having more experience.
4. Jax - I like Leftwich. It's too soon for them to do well, but next year I'd like to see Houston and Jax on the top of this division.

West -

1. KC - Won't repeat last year's amazing start, but will still win the division.
2. Denver - They always seem to perform well. If Hearst and Griffin can replace Portis they'll do okay.
3. Oakland - Porter is all this team has. Some revamping needs to be done this year and next before they are contenders again.
4. San Diego - Ummm, not much to say. Tomlinson should be fun to watch. With no WR whoever is QB will struggle.

Who makes the playoffs? Pats, Pitt, Indy, KC, Jets, and Denver.

Who wins the AFC? Indy

[ July 25, 2004, 01:48 PM: Message edited by: stinger85 ]

Cris Carter has put out his AFC predictions.