Last year, we ran two VERY competive and fun leagues. This year we tweaked a few things to make it even more fun and challenging.

This league is free...you just need a yahoo ID.

Here are the details...we are drafting live once again, and in case you can't make the draft a competive team will be selected for you by yahoo!

League Name: Outsports 2004

Yahoo Outsports Fantasy Football

League #88625
Password: outsports

Draft Type: Live Draft

Draft Time: Thu Aug 26 6:30pm CDT [ Add to My Calendar ]

Max Teams: 16

Scoring Type: Head-to-Head

Start Scoring on: Week 1

Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports

Max Moves: No maximum

Max Trades: No maximum

Trade Reject Time: 2

Trade End Date: November 19, 2004

Trade Review: League Votes

Waiver Time: 2 days



Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules

Playoffs: Week 16 and 17 (4 teams)


Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, WR/TE, WR/RB, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN

Stat Categories: Completions (.2)
Incomplete Passes (-.2)
Passing Yards (50 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Attempts (.2)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (.2)
Reception Yards (20 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-3)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-5)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-4)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (0)
Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards (0)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Point After Attempt Missed (-5)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)

The Pewter Pirates are on the clock...

Howdy...The Soggy Bottom Boys are back for another fun filled season of football!!! I'm hoping for an injury free season this year. Nothing can be as bad as last years. Good Luck to all that join. My yahoo name is Meatman705 please feel free to list me and we can chat during the season. Take Care guys...Vince

And the Boltboys are back, ready to ascend higher than the consolation championship.

[ July 10, 2004, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: DeepRivers ]

Woohoo! I'm in. And I don't think I've ever had a better reason to leave work early than a Fantasy Football draft!!

Nice to see you all back...hope the Daggers returns...his weekly team postings were hilarious to read! wink

Team Trixie will return. Hopefully the "sophomore jinx" will not hit me this year.

With 16 teams, is there anyway to do 2 divisions this year? I saw the Fantasy Plus lets you do that. Just wondering....

calling out PF, PF, come out come out whereever you are.....join our league, I'd love to have a guaranteed two wins!!!!!

We've seen how well PF performs in leagues (see NCAA March Madness pool).

I dont play "Fantasy" football.

Stinger - you've shunned and embarrassed PF and now he won't play in our league!!! Guess he can't take the heat of the league. He doesn't play "fantasy" football, only "fantasy" politics.

He knows if he drafted all Iggle players he would lose and he could never forgive himself if he rooted for another team/player.

It's better this way, now we only have to hear one weekly excuse on why the Iggles didn't win. If he played we'd have to hear more babble. wink

What was I thinking eek! ...you're right Stinger...forgive me for having a PF moment in which I was living in some disenchanted Republican right-winged delusional fantasy world.

I'm back amongst the living now....

(what a hellish place that was when I slipped into PF's rhelm of "reality"...) eek! eek! eek!

Fantasy football is for dorks.

Yeah, well this dork wants to know if there is room for straight women in your league?

There is room for everyone ML. Jump on into the pool. I promise not to splash!

Bring it on Married Lady!

You all will have the distinct pleasure of playing the Dallas Swampbeasts once again this season I think I will have 3 leagues to keep up with this year though.

SWEET! I'm already ranked #3!

This will be the FOURTH team that I am doing. I swear God, I have no idea how they expect me to get any actually work done during the season. :confused:

Anyway, I'm be proud to be kicking all of your asses this year!



p.s. I'm one hell of a smack-talker too.
p.p.s. Even more fun, you guys can finally see what I look like. My wedding picture is in my profile.

[ July 13, 2004, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]

Just signed up BehrKubs. Never played fantasy football before. Should be fun. I know i will suck at it i am not a stats person at all

Wow Married Lady, both you and your husband are lucky to have each other. Very cute. Is it bad if I pray you have a gay son? But you know you won't be able to talk much smack if you draft Joey as your QB. He's fantasy material, just not fantasy football material. wink

Thank you! I hate to sound like I am bragging, but I think my husband is really cute too. 6'2", Thai/German, an artist, and a more fun than a barrel of drunk monkeys.

And don't worry about me and Joey. I am a football realist. While I wouldn't throw him outta my bed, I would kick his interception chucking ass to the curb of my fantasy team in a heartbeat.

[ July 13, 2004, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Married Lady ]

I sent an email to DestinyRules to see if he would be willing to join. It just wouldn't be right to have the defending champ not come back this year!

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And don't worry about me and Joey. I am a football realist. While I wouldn't throw him outta my bed, I would kick his interception chucking ass to the curb of my fantasy team in a heartbeat. [/QB][/QUOTE]

Wasn't Joey Duckboys fantasy boy last year? Or was its the Boltboys...(sorry, can't keep up on the hearthrob of the week studs)

Considering he was a Duck, I'd put that money on Duckboy.

No, Joey warmed my bench most of the year until Jeff Garcia was hurt. Then he started and went 4-1 for Team Trixie. Maybe I'll pick him up again... naked on the corner with a sign "will throw for clothes" or something like that.

Oh and the defending champ Glenn Dale Daggers are back and of course you get last years Outsports Superbowl finalists playing each other in week 1. That should change once the league gets filled up. League two will be starting next week I bet.

[ July 13, 2004, 05:53 PM: Message edited by: BPT336 ]

actually the week 1 matchup that I liked seeing (before changes) was the Soggy Bottom Boys vs. the Power Puff Girls

I wonder why nobody in this leagues ever moans about being on bottom? eek!

PS...My partner and I are off to Laughlin, Nv for a 3 day getaway...I'm sure the league will fill up by then so rest assured I'll get the second one up when I get back on Saturday.

(so those that don't get in this one in time..no worries...we'll be happy to accomdate you)

Only moan on bottom in the bed When it comes to fantasy football, youre my bitch on the gridiron baby

You may create the "Swampbeast with two backs" with la_Meatman, but my team shall never be your bitch!

Go Trixie!

If there is still room - I'd like to join - I assume the link will help me with a Yahoo ID #?

mdphl, I'm sure once you try to sign in it will ask you for a Yahoo ID. Then you can sign up for one. After that, just re-click the link to the fantasy football site, and you'll be able to sign up your team lickity split!

Last time I checked there are still 4 spots remaining in this league.

Oh man! I just checked the league and it says I have a Bye week 1. I don't want that! I want a bye week when other teams have a bye week.

These pretzels are making me thirsty! :mad:

There's only 15 teams. When the last person joins, and they will, you won't have a bye any more.

These pretzels are making me thirsty! wink

[ July 15, 2004, 07:29 PM: Message edited by: stinger85 ]

Thank God!

Of course, I am a little sad that the Power Puff Girls won't be battling the Soggy Bottom Boys in the first week.

It would have been Boys vs. Girls . . . the dream we all dream of. . . boy vs. girl in the world series of love. . . tell me, have you got the look?

She's quoting Prince! How cool! wink

Nicw to see some of the old faces in OFFL I from last year, I recognize 10 of the teams thus far from last year.

Damn, I was too late to join OFFL league 1

LA Meatman are you going to set up OFFLII?

TEAM TRIXIE ANNOUNCES 2004 OFFL SCHEDULE AND TICKET AVAILABILITY

All home games events will be played at the historic Yale Bowl in New Haven, Connecticut, the one time home of the New York Giants.

Schedule:

Week 1: vs. lightningpride (BUY TICKETS)
Week 2: @ Glenn Dale Daggers ( SOLD OUT! ) Area Info
Week 3: vs. Dallas BIGG NUTZ (BUY TICKETS)
Week 4: vs. Dallas Rebels (BUY TICKETS)
Week 5: @ Red Thunder (BUY TICKETS)
Week 6: vs. daves degreasers (BUY TICKETS)
Week 7: @ Pewter Pirates (BUY TICKETS)
Week 8: vs. Soggy Bottom Boys (BUY TICKETS)
Week 9: @ St. Louis Boltboys (BUY TICKETS)
Week 10: @ Stingers (BUY TICKETS)
Week 11: vs. Kenny's K-Holers (BUY TICKETS)
Week 12: vs. Spanky's Spartans (BUY TICKETS)
Week 13: @ Dallas Swampbeasts (BUY TICKETS)
Week 14: vs. Power Puff Girls (BUY TICKETS)
Week 15: @ BehrKubs (BUY TICKETS)

THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT! :cool:

OH MY GOD BPT!!!!

How'd you get those pictures of Kenny (see Kenny's K-holers) in DRAG!! I thought he had confiscated the smartdisk and destroyed it.

PRICELESS that you found them! Maybe we should have you looking for WMD in Iraq!

PS - can you send me the images! I'd love to periodically surprise him with them!

Nice!

The Power Puff Girls will be kicking the ass of Spanky's Spartans first.

Hey Married Lady - How can you be a Texan fan and not infatuated (and salavating) over David Carr? I'd go to the games just to see Carr!

Couldn't find your pic :confused:

[ July 16, 2004, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: PewterPirate ]

PewterPirate, I'm not sure what you are talking about? wink All of the attached links have the proper Trixie branding, and allow you to purchase tickets. The links to other team's sites of interest are all working too. I tested them many many times.

Now if you would like to see drag pictures that may just be of Kenny, well maybe you could try this web page

BPT, you know - "Kennedy" looks VERY much like Kenny. KENnedy....KENny.

Where were these pics taken? I think Kenny's only done drag in Atlant and Orlando. Possibly in Ft. Lauderdale, and I "think" he's going to do it in New Orleans this year when the Bucs play there.....

Looking forward to your response!

Ooh, I got a daunting end to the season

Week 13 BoltBowl 2 vs. Lightning Pride
Week 14 The 2 Champs (consolation vs. championship) face off Boltboys-Daggers
Week 15 time to avenge the closest loss ever against the BIGG NUTZ

It's Kenitra... all others are imposters. Kennedy is at least attractive in drag. Kenitra here would not be pretty in drag.

PewterPantywaste (love ya more than my belly button lint!) judging from the time was obviously 420 in his world if he thought I was that attractive in make up and a dress.

League II is up.

Players may join both leagues, but lets wait a couple days for those that missed out on League 1 to get in. I'm sure GatorJamie will want back in as well, and is currently out of town.




Review League and Team Settings Settings
League Name: Outsports II 2004

League# 164321

Password: outsports

Draft Type: Live Draft

Draft Time: Mon Aug 30 6:00pm CDT [ Add to My Calendar ]

Max Teams: 16

Scoring Type: Head-to-Head

Start Scoring on: Week 1

Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports

Max Moves: No maximum

Max Trades: No maximum

Trade Reject Time: 2

Trade End Date: November 19, 2004

Trade Review: League Votes

Waiver Time: 2 days



Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules

Playoffs: Week 16 and 17 (4 teams)


Roster Positions: QB, WR, WR, WR, RB, RB, TE, WR/TE, WR/RB, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN, BN

Stat Categories: Completions (.2)
Passing Yards (50 yards per point)
Passing Touchdowns (6)
Interceptions (-2)
Rushing Attempts (.2)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point)
Rushing Touchdowns (6)
Receptions (.5)
Reception Yards (20 yards per point)
Reception Touchdowns (6)
Return Touchdowns (6)
2-Point Conversions (2)
Fumbles Lost (-2)
Offensive Fumble Return TD (6)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (3)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (3)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (4)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (5)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (-5)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (-4)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (-3)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (-2)
Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards (0)
Point After Attempt Made (1)
Point After Attempt Missed (-5)
Sack (1)
Interception (2)
Fumble Recovery (2)
Touchdown (6)
Safety (2)
Block Kick (2)
Points Allowed 0 points (10)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (7)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (4)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (1)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (0)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (-1)
Points Allowed 35+ points (-4)

[ July 19, 2004, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: la_meatman ]

I'm making it my goal to show that nice and handsome men finish first by drafting what I at least can figure to be those types.........well, can anyone guess who my QB will be!? :confused: wink

Johnny Kat perhaps?

la_meatman, you might want to put the league ID number up for OFFL 2 so that people can join. Easier than trying to search for it.

Oh yeah... GO TRIXIE!

Yes, a league number would be very helpful!

Between the lack of sleep, the 117 degree day in Laughlin, NV and my bewildered state of mind that someone could actually lose $1000.00 playing PENNY slots...

League Number is up there now!