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Hey Jim Allen -- question for you. My favorite comedian, Eddie Izzard, makes several references to Everton in one of his stand-up routines -- and people laugh -- but I don't get it
Um, dunno without the actual routines to look at. Any links out there or, if you're anything like I am with Monty Python, can you do them from memory? At the time of his routines--late 90's right?--they WERE pretty bad, but.....
Everton is one of the more successful teams in English FOOTBALL. Only Arsenal has had more seasons in the top division, they have the 2nd or 3rd most FA Cup appearences, 2nd or 3rd most FA cups, won the league 9 times (the leader, the Red Shite of Liverpool FC have 18, though after yesterday, Manchester United now has 15), they've had had success in Europe etc. They had great teams in the 60's and 80's (I got in to them in 1980). Only the f**king Red Shite of Liverpool's f**king knuckle-dragging neandrethal supporter's rioting in the Heysel Stadium during a Europe Cup final match, causing a wall to collapse on Juventus supporters thus killing 39 of 'em, which lead to a 6-year ban on English teams in Europe, prevented more success. Everton was arguably the best team in Europe when the ban went in to effect, so they never got the chance to prove it. The team fell apart, they got an abysmal owner (think Bill Bidwell, Donald Sterling and Disney rolled up in to one--he was a Liverpool FC season ticket-holder for f**ks sake) and generally they were utter crap in the 90's. They are on the upswing now and now have a great manager, the Scotsman David Moyes and they also have one of the best young players in the world right now, the furry-chested 18-year Wayne Rooney (Roonaldo). So, they've not had the success of the Red Shite, Manchester United or Arsenal (aka The Big Red Clubs) but they're not far behind.
*Cough* Sorry 'bout that, I get fired up talking about EFC. Go you Blues!
[ May 05, 2003, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Jim Allen ]