I wasn't sure where to post this, so I just went with the subjects in the photo. Anyone care to take a stab at captioning the photo?

"I saw him! He was out by a mile!" eek!

Ump, will you just look down and see for yourself? Your zipper's open!!

Oh my God, blue! That's too funny! Today I worked two tournament games, the second one behind the dish. My partners and I go out for the plate meeting, we finish our discussion, they break for their positions, and suddenly I realize my fly is open! eek!

I try ever so discreetly to zip it up, wondering if anyone had noticed. No one had said a word, though, and I was too embarrassed to even bring it up.

That was a "ball" not a strike ump! Do you know what a ball looks like? And I don't mean those little acorns dangling down there!

"Your tattoo's unfolding...R..O..G..."

"out on balls?"

UMP: I think the other one's finally descending.
PLAYER: Wow, you can see it if you look close.

LXN

BTW, who is that umpire? Is that the same idiot who kicked Ozzie out the other day? That guy was/is brutal!

I think it's Dan Iassogna. I dont know what he has between his legs though.
Justin

He's got his brains between his legs then, because that's where they were when he worked the plate a few days ago in Detroit. He was brutal, just brutal. The guy really sucks.

actually, i think he's a great umpire. He's also one of the hottest...it would be great to find out what's between his legs (-:

josh

Great? The guy's a rage-aholic and he sucks.

i'll admit the pitch guillen got pissed about wasn't a strike, but overall if you watch his game he's a good umpire. He's usually in position of plays on the bases or at the plate and he doesn't have a postage stamp strike zone.

He's certainly a lot better than most of the old timers like Joe West, Poncino and people like that----and of course he's better than your favorite Mr. Hernandez.

actually, i think he's a great umpire. He's also one of the hottest...it would be great to find out what's between his legs (-:

josh

I don't know anything about this umpire so I'm not making a judgement about the dude. I'm just saying I dont know what the hell the player is pointing at.

Justin