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canmark
As if we need more proof of drugs in sports, it seems that Vikings running back Onterrio Smith was caught at the airport with a kit designed to fool drug tests. One of the devices included was the Original Whizzinator. eek!

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Vikings running back Onterrio Smith, who has a history of violating the NFL's substance-abuse policy, was briefly detained by airport police last month after they found an elaborate kit used to beat drug tests.

Police at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport questioned Smith on April 21 after a search of his bag discovered vials of white powder, according to a police report.

Smith told officers it was dried urine used in conjunction with a device called \"The Original Whizzinator.\" The officer who filed the report wrote that Smith \"told me that it was dried urine for making a clean urine test.\" In addition, he had a bottle of pills labeled \"cleansing formula.\"

 
Meanwhile heavyweight champ James Toney may lose his belt due to a positive steroids test. Of course there was an excuse: "But Toney's camp said that medicine used to help Toney heal following bicep and tricep surgeries helped create the steroid, thus triggering the positive test." That's it, blame the 'medicine' for creating the steroid. rolleyes.gif
Joe in Philly
They should suspend him for stupidity. wink
canmark
Oh, my lord. I just googled the Whizzinator an found this site. Seems that it's a fake penis that "pees" out the reconstituted dried urine. eek! What will they think of next?! rolleyes.gif
sportinlife
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canmark:
Oh, my lord. I just googled the Whizzinator an found this  site. Seems that it's a fake penis that \"pees\" out the reconstituted dried urine.    eek!   What will they think of next?!    :rolleyes:  
What's really scary is that it's reusable.

Imagine. "Hey buddy, could I borrow your penis?"
George Twins fan
Yet another reason why it's getting harder and harder to be a Vikings fan. I was really hoping the Vikes would try and trade one of their three quality backs during the offseason and Smith was at the top of my list to go. But now after this they'll have real trouble. They still have Michael Bennett and the up-and-coming Mewelde Moore so I say cut this dude loose now. the Vikes are on the verge of being a legit contender in the NFC and they don't need this kind of distraction.
Adam
Since Onterrio Smith was caught with the Original Whizzinator, does that mean there are cheap knockoffs that aren't the original? By the way, Smith's excuse--buying it for his cousin--begs the question of why his cousin would want an Original Whizzinator.

~Adam
George Twins fan
Citing "personal reasons", Onterrio "The Whizzonator" Smith has been a no-show at the Vikings mini-camp. Trade him. Trade him now.

On a side note, I don't see "Whizzonator" on the list of banned words for NFL jerseys. I bet that has changed now though!
coyoteugly
Gee Whizz, someone is facing a suspension:

Smith faces ban for reportedly skipping drug test

Shocked rolleyes.gif
coyoteugly
Suspended for the year.

Gee Whizz!!
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