Kenny, when the short bus stopped in front of your house to pick you up for grade school, did you get on the bus, or let the bus run over you?
“As obsessed as you are with numbers and stats.” “Go back to your excel spreadsheets and compilling numbers.” Oh my God, Kenny, read these numbers and stats again:
Reasons why the Buc’s will not make the playoffs (simplified, for Kenny) in no particular order:
• Lack of team chemistry, distractions/cancers (i.e. Warren Sapp and Keyshawn Johnson).
• Injuries/Lack of depth.
• Opponents gearing up for last year’s Super Bowl Champs.
• No apparent home field advantage.
• Remaining schedule (difficult).
• Lack of offensive firepower/Inability to come back from behind.
I’m a veritable numerologist. It sure was tough cutting and pasting all those stats from my Excel spreadsheet for you Kenny!
Furthermore, I also would like to add that the best way to beat the Buc’s is to run it right down their throats. Future opponents with better than average running games – Carolina (NFC #1), Green Bay (NFC #2). Subpar performances on defense have been a major factor in two of Tampa Bay's three losses. Thought your defense was supposed to be the strength of the team? Aren’t they the “best ever?” Ronde Barber, is only one tackle shy of Derrick Brooks for the team lead in tackles. It’s never a good sign when one of your DB’s is near the top of the team lead in tackles.
I feel like I’m trying to debate someone with one side of his brain tied behind his back. It’s almost as if I am out on the playground with another kid who, when he doesn’t get his way or can’t make a logical point, stomps his feet, cries, picks up his toys and runs home to Mommy. “I think the Buccaneers are the best team in the NFL because, well, I think they are. So there!” It’s not personal Kenny; I’m just trying to engage you in some intelligent discourse. I admire your heartfelt dedication to your team, but I really had hoped that you could back up your conviction with some tidbit of knowledge that might convince me to change my opinion and/or open my mind to something other than your team’s obvious deficiencies.
I’ve waited and waited - I want to know why you think the Buc’s will make the playoffs this year, Kenny! Step up to the plate, Kenny. Give me some quality analysis here. I am still patiently waiting for your brilliance. Kenny, I am calling you out to back up what you say with something… anything…
On a positive note, the Buccaneers, do have the best website in the NFL. Swell graphics.
“Just curious, so who of those remaining team that KC has to play in their schedule has the best chance to beat them, besides Minn? I figure this will give the stat boys a project for the evening.” 1) This isn’t a KC thread, and 2) this stat boy was at a FREE Monday Night Football game so I couldn’t attempt your project.
Hooters in Tempe, AZ – chicken wings and straight (yet gullible) college boys, two of my favorite things, not necessarily in that order.
When the Buccaneers fail to make the playoffs, Kenny, will you be back here on this thread acknowledging my prediction? If somehow the Buccaneers sneak into postseason play, I know I’ll be back here admitting I short-changed your team.
Oh, and PewterPirate, you dogged the folks here in Phoenix in another thread about tonight’s San Diego/Miami game being held here in Tempe. Given the late notice and logistics/parking issues on campus, I’d say we put up a pretty decent showing (except for the clown that jumped on the field and dropped trou). Probably 55,000 to 60,000 walk-up for the game. There were actually some Tampa fans at the game. They weren’t really sure which team to cheer for, or when to cheer without scoreboard prompts, and kept wandering around the stadium looking for a faux Pirate ship that intimidates opponents by spewing traditional Pirate smoke and confetti.
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In Kenny and PewterPirate, I think we might have a couple Bud Light Real Men of Genius candidates! Or is Kenny actually Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor?