Full Version: Eagles Off Season Rally Thread
Where's the Simon rumor coming from? I hadn't heard that and find it hard to believe. Then again, the way the Eagles keep a tight lid on things, who knows?
I was in a boring meeting this afternoon and decided to resurrect this, but you guys beat me to it.
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[ May 05, 2004, 02:46 PM: Message edited by: stinger85 ]
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[ May 05, 2004, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]
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I know it's lame equating the skills of the Eagles to that of Girl Scouts. The Girl Scouts can at least sell cookies. The Eagles can....hmmmm....ummmm...little help here...
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stinger85:
The Girl Scouts can at least sell cookies. The Eagles can....hmmmm....ummmm...little help here...
... eat cookies??? The Girl Scouts can at least sell cookies. The Eagles can....hmmmm....ummmm...little help here...
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Eagles are the laughing stock of the NFL
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PAdallascowboy:
Eagles are the laughing stock of the NFL
Why - because they can't win the big one?Eagles are the laughing stock of the NFL
Does that make the Cubs and Red Sox the laughing stock of MLB?
Or Dan Marino the laughing stock of NFL Quaterbacks?
C'mon PADALLAS -- you can hit harder than that -- can't you?
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mdphl:
C'mon PADALLAS -- you can hit harder than that -- can't you?
(channeling PhillyFan) C'mon PADALLAS -- you can hit harder than that -- can't you?
hey, whaddya expect...all those years of coke, hookers...adds up
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Oh please, the closest thing any poke fan has to the "Glory Days" gone by.. is playing in AZ right now. Or a nice drive in Downtown Dallas to pick up some smack and a date.
As far as laughing stock goes... well.. i'd say that is Quincy Carter's QB abilities. Or perhaps this years draft... Or is it parcells blonde hair? Jerry's Face Lift? The on again, off again fans? Well, depending on the record. That stupid cowboy guy on the sidelines who should be beaten to death?
As far as laughing stock goes... well.. i'd say that is Quincy Carter's QB abilities. Or perhaps this years draft... Or is it parcells blonde hair? Jerry's Face Lift? The on again, off again fans? Well, depending on the record. That stupid cowboy guy on the sidelines who should be beaten to death?
speaking of beaten...
Why did the Iraqi prisoners want to join the Eagles?
They heard the Eagles don't beat anybody!!!
Why did the Iraqi prisoners want to join the Eagles?
They heard the Eagles don't beat anybody!!!
Some Eagle history...
...it'd be so fun to watch them collapse again, but they will have to make the playoffs first.
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- The Eagles are the fifth team in the Super Bowl era to suffer the frustration of three consecutive conference title game losses, joining Oakland (twice, in 1968-70, in 1973-75), the L.A. Rams (1974-76) and Dallas (1980-82). But Philadelphia is the only member of that ignominious bunch to lose more than one of those games at home.
- Philadelphia is the first team in league history to earn the No. 1 seed in its conference in consecutive years and fail to reach the Super Bowl.
- Eagles head coach Andy Reid is the first NFL coach to win 11 or more games four seasons in a row but not get to a Super Bowl in that stretch. Making his pain a little worse, in the past 24 years, only four home teams have lost an NFC title game by more than 10 points. The Eagles own two of those, falling 27-10 to Tampa Bay in January 2003 and 14-3 to Carolina this year. (Philadelphia lost 26-21 at St. Louis in January 2002.)
...it'd be so fun to watch them collapse again, but they will have to make the playoffs first.
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Looks like a contract extension for Andy Reid.
Eagles owner... Andy we'd like to give you a contract extention...
Reid... I was 3 boxes of tasty cakes, one free steak from Gino's AND pat's each day. Plus a 2 liter bottle of Coke EACH day.
Eagles owner.. uh andy...
Reid.. whenever Jack-in-the-box has the triple cheese burgers, i want 3 of those also..
Owner... Andy...
Andy.. And I...
Owner... ANDY WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU MORE MONEY...
Andy... Oh, that's OK too...
Reid... I was 3 boxes of tasty cakes, one free steak from Gino's AND pat's each day. Plus a 2 liter bottle of Coke EACH day.
Eagles owner.. uh andy...
Reid.. whenever Jack-in-the-box has the triple cheese burgers, i want 3 of those also..
Owner... Andy...
Andy.. And I...
Owner... ANDY WE WANTED TO GIVE YOU MORE MONEY...
Andy... Oh, that's OK too...
Slow day here in cubicle-ville.
GIMME AN E!
GIMME AN E!
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About the Reid contract extension...another area paper reported that there are no talks going on and that some of the quotes in the prior report were "months old."
About the Reid contract extension...another area paper reported that there are no talks going on and that some of the quotes in the prior report were "months old."
Eagles suck!!
Eagles still suck!!
sting swallows
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PhillyFan:
sting swallows
Not that there is anything wrong with that. sting swallows
Time for a pre-Memorial Day cheer
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Ain't gonna happen!!
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stinger85:
Ain't gonna happen!!
What - you swallowing?
Ain't gonna happen!!
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See?! I already got you sidetracked.
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How about the rumor that Eddie George may be headed to Philadelphia? Lots of discussion of the local sports radio about this possibility.
Why would they do that when they have Buckhalter and Westbrook? And aren't they relieving Westbrook of his return duties? That is a mistake. He's been a good return man.
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stinger85:
Why would they do that when they have Buckhalter and Westbrook? And aren't they relieving Westbrook of his return duties? That is a mistake. He's been a good return man.
Sting - you hit the nail on the head. The thinking is that Westbrook could continue his return duties if they have a solid third in the rotation. Plus, whether it's legitimate or not (certainly true last year) - there is general thinking that Westbrook, because of his size, has greater potential for injury.Why would they do that when they have Buckhalter and Westbrook? And aren't they relieving Westbrook of his return duties? That is a mistake. He's been a good return man.
George has lost a step but the speculation on the radio is that he would be willing to come for something like 2.1 Million for a few years.
Now hold up everyone.
Eagles special teams were solid with mitchell, he just didnt have the speed of westbrook. You dont need westbrook returning punts (risking injury). Westbrook did not all of a sudden bring the return game around, it was always there.
I've always like Eddie, but he's a work horse who's been used. I really think think that Blunt, i mean buck can carry the load of the power running game. Westbrook to get the screens and dump off passes. Then give him the same carries as last year.
Unless one of these guys gets hurt, george would get very very few carries.
MD, is that 2.1 mil per year or the life of the contract?
Eagles special teams were solid with mitchell, he just didnt have the speed of westbrook. You dont need westbrook returning punts (risking injury). Westbrook did not all of a sudden bring the return game around, it was always there.
I've always like Eddie, but he's a work horse who's been used. I really think think that Blunt, i mean buck can carry the load of the power running game. Westbrook to get the screens and dump off passes. Then give him the same carries as last year.
Unless one of these guys gets hurt, george would get very very few carries.
MD, is that 2.1 mil per year or the life of the contract?
L E S - bo!
Signed, Someone Who Knows...
Signed, Someone Who Knows...
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PhillyFan:
Now hold up everyone.
Eagles special teams were solid with mitchell, he just didnt have the speed of westbrook. You dont need westbrook returning punts (risking injury). Westbrook did not all of a sudden bring the return game around, it was always there.
I've always like Eddie, but he's a work horse who's been used. I really think think that Blunt, i mean buck can carry the load of the power running game. Westbrook to get the screens and dump off passes. Then give him the same carries as last year.
Unless one of these guys gets hurt, george would get very very few carries.
MD, is that 2.1 mil per year or the life of the contract?
They were saying 2.1 per year for 3 years. But it's just that - talk at this point.
Now hold up everyone.
Eagles special teams were solid with mitchell, he just didnt have the speed of westbrook. You dont need westbrook returning punts (risking injury). Westbrook did not all of a sudden bring the return game around, it was always there.
I've always like Eddie, but he's a work horse who's been used. I really think think that Blunt, i mean buck can carry the load of the power running game. Westbrook to get the screens and dump off passes. Then give him the same carries as last year.
Unless one of these guys gets hurt, george would get very very few carries.
MD, is that 2.1 mil per year or the life of the contract?
That is like the Vet min salary, you jump on that.
And get his bum knee and his 3.0 yards/carry average.
With duce gone, the birds neet a vet back up. Anyone you pick up is going to be on the down side of their career. Gimme George's heart and determination.
With or without George, Eagles still suck!!
Whether George becomes an Eagle or not, he is likely to be cut after June 1 from the Titans.
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In fact, not since 1999 has the workhorse averaged more than four yards per attempt and he hasn't been over a 3.5-yard average since 2000.
The Eagles have signed Jeff Blake to a one-year contract. I guess he's insurance until they can develop the next AJ Feeley.
I can't wait to see TO go off on Blake when Chunky gets his perennial injury and Detmer snaps like a twig.
TO: What?!! You expect me to catch passes from a guy who played for the Bengals and Cardinals? Youse Crazy!!
TO: What?!! You expect me to catch passes from a guy who played for the Bengals and Cardinals? Youse Crazy!!
Cuz I'm bored and it's been over a week since I've insulted the Eaglettes.
EAGLES SUCK!!!
EAGLES SUCK!!!
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stinger85:
EAGLES SUCK!!!
Vikings Swallow! -- not that there is anything wrong with that. EAGLES SUCK!!!
The Vikings swallow champagne following their future superbowl XXXIX (please tell me I got it right this time). wink
But this thread isn't about the Vikings, it's about the Eagles...and how they SUCK!!
<==== Iggle with a sunburn...hmmm, could be PF in desert
But this thread isn't about the Vikings, it's about the Eagles...and how they SUCK!!
<==== Iggle with a sunburn...hmmm, could be PF in desert
damn...never checked back on this. I see my boys are taking some shots here. I'm gonna be laughin when Dallas wins another bowl before the Eagles with their first. Ya know, they should have designed the Linc to look like a double wide trailer because when I went to see Dallas play Philly last year...you couldn't squeeze enought white trash into that stadium. By the way, when your team hosts two NFC Championship games...One in the last year of their stadium and one in their brand new stadium and can't come away with a win in one of them....that to me is the laughing stock of the NFL...PERIOD.
ah, poke fans the reason that abortion is legal and condoms were created.
Tu habla espanol? <-- poke fan trying to get a beer at the Linc.
Tu habla espanol? <-- poke fan trying to get a beer at the Linc.
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ah, poke fans the reason that abortion is legal and condoms were created.
And here I thought that was Danny Bonaduce? Who knew?!?!! ah, poke fans the reason that abortion is legal and condoms were created.
Here's a nice profile of Terrell Owens -- his major fundraising cause is Alzheimers disease, because his grandmother has it. He testified before a Senate subcommittee last year. A timely profile considering recent events.
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