Looks like God can't call plays OR keep his players inline!
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2075361
Perhaps i'm wrong but just pulling a gun in FL sends you to jail. Good luck on that new contract buddy! If anyone will rework it, dannyboy will! Maybe it's time for another beer?
The only thing better than having the 4-skins in the east is having the niners in the west. The niners almost look credible now. Who will dannyboy use with the first pick in the draft this year? Who will he have to cut to sign him?
What happened to the fire sale they had on the Jets team? Only see one of those left? They just worked out Antonia Freeman. He's almost as old as God's playbook and gameplans.
HAHAHAHA, just makes ya giggle and happy inside.
[ June 07, 2005, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]
Full Version: Oh those crazy Skins
Oh those crazy Skins part deux:
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WHILE THE WEIRDOS swoon and sweat out the verdict for their icon, Michael Jackson, the rest of the legal world can relax.
Yes, amazing as it might sound, a trial in Maryland District Court between former NFL teammates over a jersey number was averted yesterday when running back Clinton Portis agreed to pay $18,000 to former Redskins teammate Ifeanyi Ohalete.
This case was all about the relentless excesses and ego of pro sports. Last year, Portis agreed to pay Ohalete $40,000 if Ohalete would relinquish his No. 26 jersey.
That's $40,000, which most working families wished they made in a year. All for a crummy uniform number.
The settlement was that Ohalete will receive all but $2,000 of the $20,000 he was seeking as the balance due. When Portis signed as a free agent with the Redskins in 2004, he said he wanted the same jersey number he wore for two seasons with the Broncos. Ohalete's had No. 26 and wanted to keep it.
They agreed to a deal that called for Portis to pay Ohalete $40,000 in three installments: $20,000 immediately, $10,000 by Week 8 of the NFL season, and $10,000 by Christmas. Ohalete switched to No. 30.
Ohalete was cut by the Redskins during training camp and was claimed off waivers by the Cardinals. Portis didn't pay the final two installments.
Portis, by the way, signed an 8-year, $50.5-million contract with Washington.
Yes, the money is all relative, but that doesn't make this whole episode any less distasteful.
Yes, amazing as it might sound, a trial in Maryland District Court between former NFL teammates over a jersey number was averted yesterday when running back Clinton Portis agreed to pay $18,000 to former Redskins teammate Ifeanyi Ohalete.
This case was all about the relentless excesses and ego of pro sports. Last year, Portis agreed to pay Ohalete $40,000 if Ohalete would relinquish his No. 26 jersey.
That's $40,000, which most working families wished they made in a year. All for a crummy uniform number.
The settlement was that Ohalete will receive all but $2,000 of the $20,000 he was seeking as the balance due. When Portis signed as a free agent with the Redskins in 2004, he said he wanted the same jersey number he wore for two seasons with the Broncos. Ohalete's had No. 26 and wanted to keep it.
They agreed to a deal that called for Portis to pay Ohalete $40,000 in three installments: $20,000 immediately, $10,000 by Week 8 of the NFL season, and $10,000 by Christmas. Ohalete switched to No. 30.
Ohalete was cut by the Redskins during training camp and was claimed off waivers by the Cardinals. Portis didn't pay the final two installments.
Portis, by the way, signed an 8-year, $50.5-million contract with Washington.
Yes, the money is all relative, but that doesn't make this whole episode any less distasteful.
Hail to the 4-skins!
PCC must be sooooo proud!
PCC must be sooooo proud!
Respected Poster Proudness
Portis...Taylor...oh those crazy cryami types. 
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2093853
Faces 3 years in prison....
How's that contract extention Rosenwhore promised you? Covers the legal expenses?
Wonder if God can get him off?
Faces 3 years in prison....
How's that contract extention Rosenwhore promised you? Covers the legal expenses?
Wonder if God can get him off?
Meanwhile: a shooting at Arrington's party. Oh, those crazy Skins! wink
Maybe this new trend in the 'Skins will help to replace the bad boy image that my Cowboys have garnered. MAYBE!
Has the pokes OL served all of thier prison terms yet?
Parole anyone?
Parole anyone?
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PhillyFan:
Has the pokes OL served all of thier prison terms yet?
"thier?"Has the pokes OL served all of thier prison terms yet?
PF, I hear there is a fine community college there in your area, you might want to sign up for a class or two.
[ July 07, 2005, 01:40 PM: Message edited by: RazorbackTX ]
How bout dem cowpokes!
The next sub 500 season is just around the corner!
The next sub 500 season is just around the corner!
When's the next Philly championship? Waiting...
[chirping]
[chirping]
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AU Tiger in ATL:
When's the next Philly championship? Waiting...
[chirping]
Dont hold your breath man.
When's the next Philly championship? Waiting...
[chirping]
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AU Tiger in ATL:
When's the next Philly championship? Waiting...
[chirping]
When's the next Auburn Probation?When's the next Philly championship? Waiting...
[chirping]
Wait, that will probably be fairly soon.
How's second place feel?
You are deluded - Auburn won the MNC. I have a poll that proves it.
The what poll?
I saw they won the "no one cares" poll too.
What trophy do you get for that?
I saw they won the "no one cares" poll too.
What trophy do you get for that?
Ohh, that's just soooo funny. Who writes your material?
I get mine from the "bridemaid" "second place material association.
There's this stereotype that homosexuals are petty, bitchy, and prone to name-calling. Thank God it's just a stereotype.
LXN
LXN
AU is by far not a bitchy queen.
Thanks for playing. Please dont upset the pissing contest.
Thanks for playing. Please dont upset the pissing contest.
I suppose we can let that pass for humor as well. Pardon me for interrupting yet another PF flame against an NFL team other than the Pfleagles, which has the "bridesmaid" title firmly in its grasp after 3 consecutive NFC flubs. Ohh, and the Supa Bowl...can't forget the Supa Bowl.
Could be worse, I could sit and wonder all day long if my football team could/could not/might be able to compete with the national champions.
But that's just it - I don't sit around and wonder. The NCAA doesn't have a championship, and doesn't even recognize 1-A national titles on its official website. Its not worth wondering about "what ifs." Auburn was undefeated. The end. And PF is still a bitch. wink 
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PhillyFan:
I get mine from the \"bridemaid\" \"second place material association.
Whats a "bridemaid?"
I get mine from the \"bridemaid\" \"second place material association.
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AU Tiger in ATL:
But that's just it - I don't sit around and wonder. The NCAA doesn't have a championship, and doesn't even recognize 1-A national titles on its official website. Its not worth wondering about \"what ifs.\" Auburn was undefeated. The end. And PF is still a bitch. wink
Well maybe we can get to the real question for the 2 schools in the state....But that's just it - I don't sit around and wonder. The NCAA doesn't have a championship, and doesn't even recognize 1-A national titles on its official website. Its not worth wondering about \"what ifs.\" Auburn was undefeated. The end. And PF is still a bitch. wink
Which football program gets to the lifetime death penality first.
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RazorbackTX:
Whichever 14 year old who gets knocked up at a family reunion in Ark.
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PhillyFan:
I get mine from the \"bridemaid\" \"second place material association.
Whats a \"bridemaid?\" I get mine from the \"bridemaid\" \"second place material association.
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PhillyFan:
Again, congrats on your families move to Arkansas and my best wishes to your nieces/cousins, enjoy the reunion!
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RazorbackTX:
Whichever 14 year old who gets knocked up at a family reunion in Ark. QUOTE
PhillyFan:
I get mine from the \"bridemaid\" \"second place material association.
Whats a \"bridemaid?\" I get mine from the \"bridemaid\" \"second place material association.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/stor..._len&id=2106416
Just turned down 3 years in prison.
Looks like this man is just about 10 years too late, he would have fit right in with the pokes of yester-year.
Ahhh, the glory years....
10 years ago.
Just turned down 3 years in prison.
Looks like this man is just about 10 years too late, he would have fit right in with the pokes of yester-year.
Ahhh, the glory years....
10 years ago.
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PhillyFan:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/stor..._len&id=2106416
Just turned down 3 years in prison.
Looks like this man is just about 10 years too late, he would have fit right in with the pokes of yester-year.
Ahhh, the glory years....
10 years ago.
When do the eaglets "glory years" start?http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/stor..._len&id=2106416
Just turned down 3 years in prison.
Looks like this man is just about 10 years too late, he would have fit right in with the pokes of yester-year.
Ahhh, the glory years....
10 years ago.
When do they start racking up Super Bowl tropies?
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RazorbackTX:
When do the eaglets \"glory years\" start?
When do they start racking up Super Bowl tropies?
What's a "tropies"?When do the eaglets \"glory years\" start?
When do they start racking up Super Bowl tropies?
It's a good thing I like 'em hunky & dumb. wink
I think, much like his clothing choices, Raze should move on from the early 90's and come into the 2000's where his team stinks.
Move into the 2000's buddy, or are you going to relive the years of winning... much like the years your hair was not grey.
What is the CURRENT streak.... 10 of 11 vs the pokes?
[ July 14, 2005, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]
Move into the 2000's buddy, or are you going to relive the years of winning... much like the years your hair was not grey.
What is the CURRENT streak.... 10 of 11 vs the pokes?
[ July 14, 2005, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]
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stinger85:
It's a good thing I like 'em hunky & dumb. wink
Damn it, had my PhillyFan spell check on.QUOTE
RazorbackTX:
When do the eaglets \"glory years\" start?
When do they start racking up Super Bowl tropies?
What's a \"tropies\"?When do the eaglets \"glory years\" start?
When do they start racking up Super Bowl tropies?
It's a good thing I like 'em hunky & dumb. wink
Back to "my local community college."
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PhillyFan:
I think, much like his clothing choices, Raze should move on from the early 90's and come into the 2000's where his team stinks.
Speaking of clothing choices, PF please quit sending me photos of you in your green thong.I think, much like his clothing choices, Raze should move on from the early 90's and come into the 2000's where his team stinks.
It's not a good look and once again, Im not interested.
Tally ho!
Come on Raze, it's 2005... join us in the 2000's.
You must embrace your 5-11 records!
All you poke fans can look at your 10-30 year old tarnished trophies on the way into the stadium before you 30 point drubbing by the birds.
You must embrace your 5-11 records!
All you poke fans can look at your 10-30 year old tarnished trophies on the way into the stadium before you 30 point drubbing by the birds.
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PhillyFan:
All you poke fans can look at your 10-30 year old tarnished trophies on the way into the stadium before you 30 point drubbing by the birds.
Id rather have 5 trophies to look at than zero, but hey, thats just me.
All you poke fans can look at your 10-30 year old tarnished trophies on the way into the stadium before you 30 point drubbing by the birds.
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RazorbackTX:
Ah yes, the glory days Raze... QUOTE
PhillyFan:
All you poke fans can look at your 10-30 year old tarnished trophies on the way into the stadium before you 30 point drubbing by the birds.
Id rather have 5 trophies to look at than zero, but hey, thats just me. All you poke fans can look at your 10-30 year old tarnished trophies on the way into the stadium before you 30 point drubbing by the birds.
sorta like looking back at HS and doing nuttun since.
Do you flip through your 1977 media guide when the score is 30-7?
Say i loved the pokes, as much as i loved bell bottoms.
Those 8 tracks were great, and so were the pokes.
Having the best part of the current season be seeing some player who played 15 years ago go into the Hall of Fame.
Like disco, the winning pokes should not have gone away.
Wishing the DUI laws were like they were in the 70's so that 1/2 your team would not run anyone over.
Free love and drugs would really keep 1/2 the 90's team out of jail.
Putting an imaginary hat on Dave Campo and drifting off to sleep.
Yes raze, tarnished trophies are GREAT!
PF - Have you ever considered therapy for you Cowboys obsession?
Ive seen all 5 of them in person, they arent tarnished at all, in fact, they look brand new.
We all know the eaglets will never have one so once again I invite you to come take a look, it might be your only chance to ever see one up close.
Tally ho!
Ive seen all 5 of them in person, they arent tarnished at all, in fact, they look brand new.
We all know the eaglets will never have one so once again I invite you to come take a look, it might be your only chance to ever see one up close.
Tally ho!
Maybe the pokes should put as much effort into their roster as they do keeping the 10 year old trophies looking new?
Ticket prices are going up!
Ticket charge 50
Facelift fee-5.50
Trophy polishing 18.50
Quick what is the breakdown to pesos?
[ July 15, 2005, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]
Ticket prices are going up!
Ticket charge 50
Facelift fee-5.50
Trophy polishing 18.50
Quick what is the breakdown to pesos?
[ July 15, 2005, 01:13 PM: Message edited by: PhillyFan ]
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PhillyFan:
Maybe the pokes should put as effort into their roster as they do keeping the 10 year old trophies looking new?
Ticket prices are going up!
Ticket charge 50
Facelift fee-5.50
Trophy polishing 18.50
Quick what is the breakdown to pesos?
Keeping trophies looking new - thats certainly one thing the eagles will never have to worry about. Maybe the pokes should put as effort into their roster as they do keeping the 10 year old trophies looking new?
Ticket prices are going up!
Ticket charge 50
Facelift fee-5.50
Trophy polishing 18.50
Quick what is the breakdown to pesos?
Tallly ho!
So that explains the past 6 seasons of records?
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