Well, it's FINALLY here and even a year later...

Mike Vick is still a bitch.

PF, you need to rush order this shirt before the game this week. I wish I could post just the photo, but alas I can't.

Viva Philly!

Something must be rubbing off...

Jon Gruden is a Bitch!

Get your own line.

Hope none of the tampa crew are mistaken for vikings in their pirate costumes...

Hey CU, how did it go again?

Bennett will get 75 yards on the ground.
Moore will get 75 yards receiving.
Burleson will tab 110 yards and 1 TD.
M. Robinson will get a jump ball in the red zone.
Williamson gets a 60+ yard TD.
Revamped D records 2 INTs.

Vikes win...35-17.

A few things Ron Mexico CANT do...

Read Defenses
Complete passes
Have unprotected sex

Where's all those Buc fans? Kenny? Pewter?

Won't cheer for your team until you see them winning? I think you know what a buddy of mine calls those...

3 things buc fans CAN'T do:

Show up when they lose
Understand the CB Blitz
Have unprotected sex with Ron Mexico

I thought it was Bill Parcells???

Odds are 8:5 that a Cowboy makes a run to the border to take advantage of the cheap rates in Mexico (not Ron).

I was just in Mexico (not Ron). I got sick (not VD). I was on a sail boat with 2 Mexicon male prostitutes though.


You Ken doll, you might want to borrow Barbie's Corvette on Sunday cuz your Cadillac is gonna stall!!

One last thing before I leave work and go to the game.

Moss will have 105 Yards with 2 TDs.

Thank God football is finally here. A toast to everyone before the game.

NO NO NO NO

Dallas Sucks
Parcells Swallows

Please get it right.

He had 130 yards and 1 TD. Of course, 73 of those yards were on the TD catch. The Raiders are still not very good, though New England started slowly.

New England did start slow, they know what they need to work on. They were pretty mediocre in some spots however Brady played well and it was a good game for him. Nice to see new faces making good step-up plays. I like this team to go all the way.

Unfortunately nobody sucks worse than the Lions!!

The Oakland Defense outside of the front four STINKS. They can stop the run and that is about it. They constantly rushed 3 and put 8 back to stop the pass. I dont think this worked anytime they tried it.

By the end of the year the pats WILL miss those 2 LB's. Teams, like the jets and bills, will run on these guys now.

With that said, if you put Collins under any pressure you shut this team down.

See ya next week Collins!

Collins will be back on the bottle by mid-season. he dragged the NYG to the bottom of scrap heap and he'll do the same for Oakland. Moss deserves a better QB and so do the Raiders fans

I question some of the play calling by Oakland. Their secondary sucks but they constantly went with a man coverage while getting no pass rush. Man coverage doesn't work if you aren't getting pressure on the QB. And they didn't figure out to have a guy run a 7-12 yard route until the 4th qtr.

Amazing thing is they were in it until the Collins INT which he should have just taken the sack. Collins needs to figure out how to throw that jump ball to Moss. He still hasn't got that down.

Calling all Yuc fans. Did your bandwagon break down and you are all stranded?

Brooks is a bitch!

I'm thinking they are too busy fighting the offshore drilling to follow a 4-12 team.

No. I'm tired of conversing with the likes of PhilthyFan who has brilliantly illustrated the intelligence level of a baboon.

I'll be watching the game. Actually, I like the Vikes - of all the away games I've ever been to Viking fans were some of the nicest - even in defeat.

Isn't if ironic that Stinger and PF mock Bucs fans - yet neither of their teams have ever won the one that counts?!

Life goes on little boys, there's a house being built, bills to pays, administrations to keep my eye on, you know, life to live.

I find it hysterical that you can't get past the sour grapes of the Bucs! THE BUCS for Christ sake! Is your life THAT pathetic that you're still bitter after all these years?



[ September 09, 2005, 12:02 PM: Message edited by: PewterPirate ]

hmmmmm, i remember someone who REALLY followed them in the winning years...

<chirping crikets>

5-11 TALLY HO!

I know, it's just torture watching the game with 2 people who say... why the hell are the raiders running a 3 man line when they give up 15 yard passes on each play....

Rather than...

God, i hope someone scores...
YEAH GO TEAM!

Although i'd never carpetbag (buy) a raiders jersey then root for someone on the pats who is on your fantasy team.

Thanks for answering the question ^ with your action/response.

Seek a qualified Mental Health provider in the Phoenix area to assist with your anger and resentment issues.

INCREDIBLE - It's been what 3 year?! 3 YEARS, and STILL you harbor anger for the Eagles defeat.

Sad.

[ September 09, 2005, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: PewterPirate ]

Ummm, hey Pewter, it's called talking smack. But while you are searching Amazon.com for "The Idiots Guide to Talking Smack" I'll give you a few pointers.

First, you say something about how Rice will be having Culpepper spend more time on his back than BPT on Saturday night of fleet week.

I respond by saying that Burleson will make Barber eat turf with one of his stiff arms.

You say something about how Tice will choke the game away even though the Vikings are the Superior team.

I say Gruden is a bitch who's getting old and needs to stop wearing visors cuz it shows his thinning hair.

See how much fun we could be having.

Although I could provide a full analysis of why the Vikings will win 31-17.

Sting,

Why try... for 3 years the only line has been..

1. NFC champ game
2. Superbowl

meanwhile, years later the rest of us have moved to the current season... and winning records.

Worse than poke/4skin fan.. living in the past, rather than the current...

Here's a stat - In this series, the winner has covered the last 20 times the two have played. If you are a gambler, lay the 6 and take the Vikings. They usually start the season strong. Was Tampa 1-8 on the road last year? There's sure money to be won here folks.

It's always about the fricken visor, eh Sting?

Speaking of the past...Gruden should do what I do and throw the visor in the trash...along with his team!!

I think Culpepper has been named Offensive Player of the Month for Septembe the last 2 years.

If I knew how to place the bet, I would!!

Perhaps you should have had a little more attention to conversation last night than worrying about your Fantasy Football team.

Speaking of fantasy... the peper in December, when it counts.

I'm not sure which conversation you are referring to. Was it the one about McNabb coming through in a pressure game? For someone who bags on Peyton a lot you sure do forgive your own QB who chokes in every big game!!

Mike Tice is a bitch.

Ya, and Chunky is a pussy who gets tired in big games.

Back from my New England vacation and I see all is the well here on the boards!

Stringy...

has the smell of horse $#%& watching your little boyfriend bounce around all summer on his shetland ponies in the GAY rodeo made you into a nasty bitter little man? Or is that from living with PF? Gay rodeo, ha ha ha ha ha! Boyfriend go jumpity jumpity jump, oops him fall down. Little sting gasps and runs down and starts bitch slapping the bull. CUTE!

Vikes will probably win this game, if they dont... PATHETIC!!!

The only reason THIS would be a big game is to see how the Viqueens are without Moss. NOTHING big about this game at all.

CHUNKY refers to McNabb, not CHUCKY the balding coach who tries to cover it with a visor.

And when Pewter is done reading his new book, maybe you should borrow it.

You let Pewter borrow your "Chicken Soup for watching the Gay Rodeo" book?! How nice.

WOW Ken-Boy, I'm almost impressed with that one.

Then again, as a buc fan, all you can do is hit below the belt.... CLASSIC!

Ask Sting about his pink cowboy hat and with the pink scarf around the neck.. but you didnt hear that from me.

Even the cowboy bf who doesn't know a thing about football said that the Bucs sucked.

Watch some of the college games today. You'll be taking one of the players very, very high come next April!!

Were you waiving a little cooter at him coaxing him or is it because he has been dropped on his head so many times? Stay ON the horsey cowboy!!!

Ken Doll, don't you have to be anatomically correct before you can have a pair? Now be a good little boy and go get Barbie's permission to play with the big boys.

Wow! Rough crowd!

[ September 10, 2005, 12:36 PM: Message edited by: eddiecat ]

Game Day...and yes, Chucky is still a bitch.

GO VIKES!!

I just hope the Lions don't embarass themselves(theirselves?) and everyone else for that matter!

ViQUEENS going down!(And not in a good way!) wink

Let the season begin!!!(for those of us outside of New England and Oakland)

And don't those Bills look SWEET in their 60's era throwback jerseys!

Nice start for the J-E-T-S! 1:21 into the game and they are down 7-0! Maybe they were still trying to get the sound of Nick and Jessica screeching America out of their ears.

While the Jets are still getting shutout (27-0 and the Chiefs are driving again), the Dolphins are crushing the Broncos 27-10!

The Vikes are disappointing so far. No offensive TD yet and trail TB 17-13! Ugh!

We Dolphins fans don't get too much to smile about, so I will take it!

That sure is a pretty Cadillac!

24-13 (I thought the Vikings were SUPPOSTA be better without Moss???)

Mike Tice IS a bitch...and Culpepper was the Bucs Bitch!

wink

Sucks to be Stinger...

[ September 11, 2005, 01:11 PM: Message edited by: PewterPirate ]