canmark
Mar 4 2003, 11:01 AM
The press has supposedly seen galley proofs of
David Wells' forthcoming book
Perfect I'm Not! Boomer on Beer, Brawls, Backaches and Baseball.
On steroids in baseball:
QUOTE
In the galley proofs, Wells estimates the use of steroids at 25 to 40 per cent of players. Yesterday, he said that estimate will be lower in the book's final version, more like 10 to 20 per cent.
On the Toronto Media:
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\"No beat writers in any town that I've ever played in are as ignorant, muckraking or relentlessly negative as the guys in Toronto,\" he says in the book. \"In a region where baseball is just slightly less popular than hockey, football, basketball, curling, tobogganing, ice fishing and snowshoe racing, the local sports hosers have absolutely no idea what they're talking about. Writing about cigarettes, beer and ugly woollen hats, they'd win Pulitzers, but baseball seems entirely beyond their reach.\"
On Blue Jays fans (of which I'm one):
QUOTE
\"Honest to God, the Toronto fans suck,\" Wells writes (or so we think). \"Even though this underpaid, understaffed, under-loved little team is right in the thick of the hunt, right into the last week of 2000, these mouth-breathers in the stands have no idea what we've accomplished. The wool-hat wankers just boo relentlessly. I've never been so happy to end a season on the road.\"
Boo! :mad:
danimal
Mar 4 2003, 11:43 AM
Gee, Wells does everything but sing that song from the "South Park" movie ... what did he do, get bad bacon or something??
NFLJockGuy
Mar 4 2003, 12:12 PM
Hopefully this crap will go straight to the bargain table at Borders.....if he got a mad cash advance for this, there's a problem...
William1865
Mar 4 2003, 12:20 PM
I think it's funny. Wells is a badass. Love the guy.
NFLJockGuy
Mar 4 2003, 01:18 PM
DUDE!!.Puleeze!!..he's a whiney, spoiled fat pig who's been an embarrassment to the game...besides being both sexist and homophobic...you shouldn't be embracing this slob....
mark red
Mar 4 2003, 02:21 PM
willy 1865 i agree with you. i think wells is great. hes a personality that us in the know appreciate. does anyone have the homophobic sound bite? cuz i never heard it. he may be a slob, but how many slobs have pitched a perfect game? how judgemental can we be. just cause people make a lot of money doesnt mean they're the smartest of the lot. take em for what they are. if your squad had him back in his prime, i bet your attitude towards him would have been different.
NFLJockGuy
Mar 4 2003, 02:53 PM
Yo, Mark Red...he WAS with my squad and that's how I know he's a bitter jerk....he actually had a .304 ERA the year he left here and had two of his better seasons while he was here back in the mid-90's...just because a dude has some skillz, doesn't give him the right to be rude and belligerent...and as someone "in the know" (as you stated)(i.e.-some who covered him while he was here and since)...he treated media and women with disdain and disgust...
Bill W
Mar 4 2003, 03:24 PM
I read that Wells apologized to, among others, Mike Mussina, of whom he "wrote" in this book "We don't hang." Could there be anything BETTER to say about Moose?
Can Wells even read?
Joe in Philly
Mar 4 2003, 06:48 PM
I just hope he makes all the corrections before the book is actually published...we wouldn't want him to follow in the footsteps of Charles Barkley, who published his autobiography and then said he was misquoted, or words to that effect. Wells just sounds like an idiot, though. He, and all of these morons, ought to shut up about the percentage of players using steroids. They only can know (to some extent) what their teammates are doing. The rest is hearsay.
pat125
Mar 4 2003, 07:02 PM
I kind of liked Wells as a pitcher for the Yankees, and the perfect game was awesome, drunk or not. But that steroid percentage stuff reminds me of the Manchurian candidate who couldn't "remember" how many communists were in the Department of Defense.
Seph
Mar 4 2003, 07:07 PM
QUOTE
Bill W:
Can Wells even read?
Don't know if he can read, but from the text clips above it sounds like Dave's got a real problem with ugly
wool hat wankers!
Adam
Mar 4 2003, 07:28 PM
He's already backing down on the number of players he claims use steroids--he now says it's about 10%. It'll be interesting to see whether George Steinbrenner makes any comment about the book--if Steinbrenner thought Jeter's off-time activities were worth drawing attention to (and Jeter's work ethic is among his greatest strengths) the Wells' book should give George a month of tirades!
~Adam
satxbuddy1
Mar 4 2003, 07:28 PM
I don't know too much about the guy, other than the public persona and whatthe media coverage puts out. But if Wells doesn't like homos, women, the media, fans, and just bout any other group, it sounds like, who's left to like? eek!
Gee, just think, if you are a gay man who's happens to be a sportswriter in Toronto, with a female roommate, and a baseball fan, you'd be in big touble with Mr. Wells...
Just a thought.
Man, doesn't this happen every time an active player has a book come out? Player has a book written for him, accusations about sex and drugs, media goes crazy, book ends up in bargain bin for 2.49. Who cares.
Munson Man
Mar 5 2003, 08:42 AM
Wells has been a very effective pitcher for the Yanks in the past, but he's always been a loose cannon and somewhat classless. Steinbrenner went over the GM and manager's heads before last season to sign him to a two-year deal. It's interesting that Steinbrenner was so vocal about criticizing Jeter's evening activities when by all accounts Derek is one of the most diligent and well-prepared players on the team, yet he's been silent on the subject of Wells' own self-confessed nighttime habits.
Steinbrenner is the Cher of American sports. He is addicted to publicity.
fantomas
Mar 5 2003, 03:04 PM
Wellsie is a big, fat dumptruck of testosterone. He should at least stick by his outrageousness, though.
I now want Barry Bonds to write a book and call all his current and former teammates "b*tches" and "hos" and stir things up, though he won't. He wants to get in the Hall of Fame (where he belongs). He's certainly a lot angrier in general than Wellsie.
Mussina strikes me as not a lot of fun under any circumstances, though he is attractive.
CPT_Doom
Mar 6 2003, 09:37 AM
I had not had any opinion on Wells, other than he was a good pitcher in horrible shape, until this book started to get press. There was a great column in the Post on the book, in which Tom Boswell basically takes him to task for being classless. I think I have to agree with him - as Boswell notes, Ruth and Mantle likely both played drunk as well, they just didn't see it as something to brag about.
Post Column on Wells' Book
Adam
Mar 10 2003, 10:40 AM
Well, the Yankees have fined David Wells $100,000 to punish him for writing the book. Let's see if I understand this: George Steinbrenner pays Wells his salary and Wells returns $100,00 to Steinbrenner (to go to Steinbrenner's favorite charity??)
Don't you just love when athletes say they're misquoted in their own autobiographies!!! First Charles Barkley claims he didn't know what was in his book and now Wells is claiming the same ignorance..
~Adam
billsf
Mar 10 2003, 11:32 AM
Can someone explain this fine to me? What happened to freedom of speech? It seems that the Yankees would have to disprove any information in the book that they find "damaging" to the organization, and the chances of them doing that seem to be rather slim. :confused:
Seph
Mar 10 2003, 11:56 AM
Won't the Player's Union protest this? A player is fined by his team for writing a stupid book?
Harper Collins will probably ship an extra truckload of copies for every "scandalous" chapter in this seemingly endless saga. What a load of hollow hype! They must be grinning ear-to-ear.
Joe in Philly
Mar 10 2003, 08:14 PM
This whole thing is a farce...the following is excerpted from an AP article.
QUOTE
After reading the book, general manager Brian Cashman concluded discipline was in order because ``some of those things in the book ... did tarnish the Yankee image.''
``The image of the Yankees is something we, and I personally, am intending to protect on a daily basis,'' Cashman said.
After a weekend of negotiations, Wells agreed not to contest the fine. The Yankees originally proposed that Wells be fined 10 days' pay of his $3 million salary, which comes to nearly $165,000, but Wells' agent, Gregg Clifton, objected.
The team wanted a fine with six figures, which is among the highest ever for a baseball player, but lower than the penalties imposed on Keith Hernandez, Dave Parker and Joaquin Andujar, who agreed to give up 10 percent of their 1987 salaries after the Pittsburgh drug trials.
``David understands it was our opinion he would have been successful on appeal,'' Clifton said. ``He wanted to bring closure for himself and his teammates.''
``I don't think anybody familiar with the landscape thinks this penalty would be upheld,'' said Gene Orza, the union's No. 2 official. ``But it's his decision to make under the rules and it reflects the degree he wants to put this behind him. We have absolutely no problem with his decision.''
The deal was negotiated by Cashman and Yankees president Randy Levine with Clifton, Orza and Rob Manfred, executive vice president of labor relations in the commissioner's office.
Commissioner Bud Selig said he intends to meet with Wells to discuss the book, but major league baseball will not impose any additional discipline.
As part of the deal, Wells agreed not to promote the book on television or radio, one management official said on condition of anonymity. In addition, the Yankees must approve any signing appearances he makes in bookstores.
Wells backpedaled Monday on some of the more outrageous passages in the book, saying now he wasn't ``half-drunk'' when he pitched a perfect game against Minnesota in 1998.
``When I took the mound the day of my perfect game, I was ready to pitch. I certainly wasn't drunk,'' he said. ``Anyone who knows me understands that I only intended to write this book in the spirit of fun. I am sorry that the book hasn't been taken in that vein.''
So he agrees to the fine, and now can't promote his book to help pay for it, but that's okay because the outrageous stuff in it isn't
really true. wink
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