Well, it's time for me to drop the F bomb. No, not that F bomb. The F bomb I'm talking about is fraud. And I'm ready to declare our first fraud team of the 2006 season: yes, it's the Philadephia Eagles. The Jaguars ran the ball up and down the field all afternoon -- over 200 yards rushing -- while the Eagles' offense was utterly inept all day from top to bottom. There were some of those usual stupid mistakes, but unlike other weeks they weren't game-killers. Despite a 13-6 score, the Jaguars dominated all afternoon.
All week the Eagles kept proclaiming that, despite having a 4-3 record, they were a great team. A great team! The arrogance of this team -- underachieving players, overrated coach, stubborn management -- is mind-boggling. Well, now they're a 4-4 team. A .500 team. Mediocrity.
This so-called great team that was averaging over 400 yards' offense per game was almost completely shut down. Meanwhile, the worst team in college football (Temple) scored 28 points and actually won on the same field yesterday.
Fool me once -- shame on you.
Fool me twice -- shame on me.
Fool me three times -- okay, it's getting ridiculous.
Fool me FOUR times -- no more fooling. Philadelphia Eagles, you are officially frauds!
