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WhiteSoxFan:
Any team considering Cal Eldred for their rotation is immediately disqualified, I guess....
Look, they've got to do a paste-up job this year with the rotation after Morris and Simontacchi.
The White Sox are looking good, especially in pitching. They've got Juicy Booty Colon, who should really improve their fortunes. Just get rid of Big Goo 2003, Frank Thomas, and they'll reall soar. And maybe they'll be able to lure some fans in that prison, I mean, stadium--what's it called now?-- for a change. I plan to be one of them. That is, if I don't happen to get off the Red Line at Addison and see the main Chicago team, which plays at Wrigley! (BTW folks, there a new pizza place, Bacci?, right near the Addison El stop that has these gigantic slices. One will fill you up for an afternoon.)