Love this quote in a story that is linked through swiminbuff's link:
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Maryland appears to outlaw just about everything except the missionary position between married men and women. The law prescribes 10 years for “any unnatural or perverted sexual practice” like, say, oral sex. Not only that, but, says the law, the state can indict you without naming the particular act it’s accusing you of committing or even the manner in which you committed it.
And this is current law in Maryland, the original Catholic colony, founded on the principle of freedom of religious practice. Guess sex doesn't count as piety.
DARN!