We were discussing this--laughing about it--today over lunch in the teacher's cafeteria.

I don't think I'll ever use salad dressing again.

Here's the story.

As disgusting as this is, it's rather hilarious also. I know. I have a twisted sense of humor.

This reminds me of a friend who once worked at a four-star hotel in San Francisco that shall go nameless. He told me that a fellow co-worker in the restaurant had a complaining hotel guest who sent back his roast beef sandwich with mayo twice. You can already see the punchline coming, literally. The third time was the charm, as the co-worker had secretly replaced the actual mayonnaise with his own "special-recipe mayo" of his own loins. After the switch, the complaining hotel guest didn't send back his roast beef with the "sweet" mayo.

HOLY SHIT!! I grew up in Wheaton!!!!

It seems like there should be a "Hidden Valley" joke here somewhere, but it's eluding me.

LXN

Haha, that's one of my roommates' alma mater. I'm going to have to show her this. See? This is what happens when you allow dancing, everything goes to hell.

This may be an urban legend. Stories (or similar ones) have been going around since the beginning of the AIDS crisis. I first heard this while working on an AIDS hotline and there is a reference to it in 'And The Band Played On'.

Does anyone ever recall a vague porno done maybe back in the 70's called "Barbara Broadcast"??? I recall it vividly and even moreso with the story line of this thread. It was a tawdry straight porno about a female journalist. I remember this one scene where the guy shall we say deposited his dna on a salad and the woman eats it, and proudly proclaims "that was the best salad dressing I have ever had"!!!!

Brings new meaning to Creamy Italian.

The 'kid' who masturbated into salad dressing is clearly a sociopath. There is nothing funny about such a 'stunt'. I bet he's a big homophobe too. That kind of behavior in a 17 year old is deviant. He could well be a serial killer in years to come. He needs PSYCHIATRIC HELP ASAP. DAMN IT.

Elemental, your reaction is overly dramatic. While this young man may well be called incredibly stupid, your psychiatric diagnosis of sociopath is what we in America call "over the top". How can you not see the twisted humor in this situation?

I'll never look at vinagrette the same way again.

I forgot to mention that woman in "Barbara Broadcast" eating the er a salad dressing. She had BRACES! Think about it!!!!

Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got love in my tummy
And as silly as it may seem
The lovin' that you re giving
Is what keeps me livin'
And your love is like peaches and cream

So, how was it discovered? Did the boy volunteer this information? Brag about it? Or did some slut with well-developed taste buds say something?

I'm guessing he bragged about it to a buddy and it got around school. That's usually how these things are found out.

FeverDog, ROTFLMAO!

This is all pretty hilarious if you ask me. And who in their right mind would name a porno "Barbara Broadcast"?

No it's not. it was in the local papers...My sister saw it....

What he did was sexually violate fellow students. I am not over the top. His behavior is deviant and dangerous. He seems the type who would give a girl a date rape drug and then attack her. He is 17 f**kING YEARS OLD. He knows better. Any psychiatrist or psychologist knows that this is indicitive of deep psycho pathology. Its not funny. Its just more sexual violence against women. Institiutionalized sexism and homophobia. He should be given a battery of psychological tests. And stupid behavior might be excused in a 12 year old. But a 17 year old is an entirely different story. SHALOM TO THE VICTIMS OF THIS MONSTER.



I hope extensive HIV and other tests for diseases such as syphilis and chlamidya are conducted. This vile person could have infected many people with diseases organisms. And I AM NOT OVER THE TOP. I am a homosexual, feminist activist who takes crimes like this very seriously.

I believe, in the state of Illinois, this act is considered a felony. Any bodily fluids used as a weapon makes this a felony. This lad could be in serious trouble. God willing, no harm will come of the victims.

Were the braces on her legs or teeth?

Maybe everyone is really mad because they all thought it was the best dressing they ever had!

Gad: her teeth!!! And she smiled after eating her salad with its "dressing."

Ditto!