By all accounts i've heard, including some first-hand, Lance Berkman is a nice guy; intelligent, funny, etc.
Turns out Fat Elvis has a lot on his mind. Among other things, how "alternative lifestyles" and "tolerance" are contributing to the "moral degrading" of our society.
No word yet on the degrading caused by fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.
Full Version: Astro? Astr-ugh.
Break a leg, Berkman.
Better yet, both of them.
Better yet, both of them.
No, Joe, that wouldn't be humiliating enough. I can't wait to see and hear stories about Lance Berkman and some gay crackwhore all over ESPN. It's always the ones doing the preaching that are the most morally reprehensible. When will the Bible-thumpers learn?
"Lance" is right where "Bruce" used to be in the gay names category. 
QUOTE(Joe in Philly @ Jan 27 2007, 08:58 PM) 
Break a leg, Berkman.
Better yet, both of them.
Oh God, please no! He can have all the gay crackwhores he wants, as long as he hits .300 and 40 HR.
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"And even if you don't agree with it, it's all about tolerance. And I don't think that's any way to live. Real men are defined by strong values."
Couldn't agree with you more Lancy-pants, which is why I've decided not to tolerate your closed mindedness. I hope to see you in Chicago this year, I'll have some carefully chosen words for you.
Ah, the MLB God Squad. When will they ever learn. This is a sad but not unexpected development. I knew he was a Jesus Freak. He chews gum for chrissakes (no pun intended). Anyway, the sad thing is that he is sorta hot, in a cuddly bear-cub sort of way, with a goofy smile and puppydog eyes, and he likes to take his shirt off in public. Maybe that is his way of staying Christ-like: being true to his word and taking it to the streets. Even if his word isn't mine, and is bordering on intolerant asaninity, at least he's not a Todd Jones or a Steve Sax.
I think, instead of booing him at future games, I'll just scream at the top of my lungs, "LANCE YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A STUDMUFFIN, DUDE, I WANT TO RUB YOUR BEARD, YOU BEARTRAPPING HUNK OF A MAN" and see how many base hits he gets that night.
I think, instead of booing him at future games, I'll just scream at the top of my lungs, "LANCE YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A STUDMUFFIN, DUDE, I WANT TO RUB YOUR BEARD, YOU BEARTRAPPING HUNK OF A MAN" and see how many base hits he gets that night.
QUOTE(Frank Bruno @ Jan 29 2007, 12:13 AM)
Ah, the MLB God Squad. When will they ever learn. This is a sad but not unexpected development. I knew he was a Jesus Freak. He chews gum for chrissakes (no pun intended). Anyway, the sad thing is that he is sorta hot, in a cuddly bear-cub sort of way, with a goofy smile and puppydog eyes, and he likes to take his shirt off in public. Maybe that is his way of staying Christ-like: being true to his word and taking it to the streets. Even if his word isn't mine, and is bordering on intolerant asaninity, at least he's not a Todd Jones or a Steve Sax.
I think, instead of booing him at future games, I'll just scream at the top of my lungs, "LANCE YOU ARE ONE HELL OF A STUDMUFFIN, DUDE, I WANT TO RUB YOUR BEARD, YOU BEARTRAPPING HUNK OF A MAN" and see how many base hits he gets that night.
If you do, could you PLEASE get that on tape? And then, tape the sex scene afterwards? I will be eternally grateful. Thanks.
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