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sportinlife
You gotta love this guy. How many people would have a focus on UFOs dominate their bid for the nomination for a major party nomination for president?

No wonder I agree with him over 93% of the time.

No I've never seen a UFO. Though I'd love to. And I wouldn't rule out the possibility of intelligent self-sentient life on earth other planets. I was a sci-fi nut for pete's sake.

And we should be proud it came up again here in the Dem debate in Philadelphia, and at that indubitable castle to the hard science of engineering: Drexel University no less.

After all the polls about how boring inactive and unattractive we are here in the city of Brotherly Love, what could hurt us any more?

I say "You go guy!" And if those shy but frisky aliens ever make an official appearance I hope you will be our embassador in negotiating with them not to wipe our silly asses off the bent gravity waves of the known universe. cool.gif

Who could possibly be better-suited?

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shep71
And he says Bush has a mental illness.

Oh that Dennis...
George Twins fan
Well it looks to me like he came here on a UFO so no doubt he's seen one.

Seriously though, I did like his line about more people have seen UFO's than approve of the current administration. But the question was pretty ridiculous for a debate. If he had Clinton/Obama/Edwards type numbers, he'd be done.
hockeyTom
As he pointed out, he isn't th eonly one who has seen one. Jimmy Carter has also indicated he saw one. The most interesting though to me, was when one of the shuttle astronauts, I forget who, maybe Buzz Aldrin, saw one on a mission a few years ago. A super bright light. He was on "Larry King" a few months back when the subject was ufo's. As far as the mental state of Bush, Dennis is spot on. smile.gif
Bill W
QUOTE(sportinlife @ Nov 1 2007, 01:57 AM) *

How many people would have a focus on UFOs dominate their bid for the nomination for a major party nomination for president?


It's "dominating" because it gives mouthbreathers like Russert, Matthews, etc a chance to ridicule him. His issue positions, they'd rather not ask him about, because we all know he has no chance of being nominated.
sportinlife
You are absolutely correct Bill W. And I wouldn't have started this thread unless I liked the guy so much that I'm willing to poke a little fun at him. Something I suspect he would appreciate.

But I must admit the most attractive publicity coup for his campaign is his fascinating statuesque red-headed wife Elizibeth Jane Kucinich.

The story of how they met is a Hollywood writer's sci-fi fairy tale of sorts with the kinds of allusions to coincidences that that industry couldn't make up (especially now with the writers strike).

How Kucinich Found Love

And if Elizabeth has a brother as stunning as her - of similar personality and charm - I would probably go as gaga over him as Kucinich has over her. (Remember Joe Biden's tongue lapping the floor over her?)

Still Dennis does look a bit like an alien feeding a giraffe - thinking it's human - in this wedding photo:

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Forgive me Dennis. I've sinned again. But as Penance I have signed up to DEMAND that you come to Philly.
Illini_fan
I love how honest Dennis is. And a little honesty on my end, living out in the country, I've seen a lot of weird things at night that make me think twice about the existence of UFOs.

And Dennis still has my vote in the primary, even if he doesn't have a chance.
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