I was pretty disappointed to see that the Oakland A's traded Nick Swisher this week. There used to be a time when I enjoyed watching the A's play because they played good baseball and had a roster full of hotness
similar to the Yankees of the late 1990s. Eric Chavez still does it for me. But so much has been traded away:
Nick Swisher: http://www.nickswisher.net/photos/haircut_1.html
Dan Haren: http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provide...hoto_id=2465844
Jason Kendall: http://www.cubsnet.com/node/1881
Bobby Kielty: http://sportshair.blogspot.com/2005/03/bob...carrot-top.html
Barry Zito: http://sayhey.wordpress.com/2007/09/19/lea...ves-barry-zito/
Mark Mudler: http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=...;partner=Google
Tim Hudson: http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Tim-Hudson-S...rs_i359500_.htm
Add to their looks the fact that the guys on this list are either Grateful Dead-Bonaroo Music Festival types who'd theoretically smoke some weed and make out with you or type A anger management types who have father issues and seek masculine connections which means they'd make out with you. What are the A's thinking? I'm going to see if I can get a refund on my copy of "Moneyball".

