I am a big Onion-head in general, but this one really nailed it:
Jimmy tells it!
Full Version: Jimmy is THE MAN!
QUOTE(zinger @ Jan 9 2008, 08:37 PM) 
oh my
never would think he'd use that kind of language
Um...boys, Jimmy didn't write this, parody is kind of the Onion's thing. 
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