What the heck! Sorting Out Legal Chaos...

You'll just have to read it to believe it.

I'm just gonna enjoy the thought of Michael Troy Lewis walking naked into my bedroom...without the knife of course.

This qualifies as Quote of the Day: “When a naked black male walks into your apartment, it’s kind of a shocking thing.”

Couldn't agree with you more Joe. But the "out-of-body" reference appeals more to the youthful sci-fi fan still harbored deep inside me.

Nonetheless, this story just gets gooder and gooder:

Check out this angle - with additional lurid details - from MyrtleBeachOnline.

Now there seems to be a definite down-low element to this whole thing, whether it is on the part of the alleged kidnappers, the victim (or at least one of them), or both.

I think I'll stay tuned for a while to see how the show develops before trying to guess the outcome.