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Jim at Outsports
I had some fun compiling this list.

I used a few selections and comments from the Hot NFL and Hot Coaches threads here, so thanks!

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WVUfanPHILLY
I was quoted! I'm so honored!
longhornsfan212
Jim, you've put together an admirable group of highly-talented athletes and great-looking guys, and although I surely imagine that no list is going to win unanimous approval, I do think that Jason Witten should have been given an honorable mention, at least. He's got to be one of the sexiest tight ends to ever play football (or any other sport, for that matter!). Oh, well, maybe his time will come next year!

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Frank Bruno
I am shocked and dismayed that neither Eric Mangini or Lane Kiffin were chosen as your hot coaches. But it's okay, I'll keep them both to myself. wink.gif
dfwAggie99
Any "All-Hot NFL Team" with no mention of Tom Brady is a joke, at best.
Frank Bruno
QUOTE(dfwAggie99 @ Jan 23 2008, 04:57 PM) *

Any "All-Hot NFL Team" with no mention of Tom Brady is a joke, at best.


Only if there is a position of "Overhyped, Overexposed Media Drama Queen Adored By Entitled New England Fans".
Mariner Duck Guy
This list is great because it will be a good resource for me come King of the Hardwood V nomination time!
Buck
Wow, two Bills made it. I had doubts most NFL fans could even name two Bills players. biggrin.gif

But as much as I love bald guys, Owens does nothing for me. He has a hideous face, almost as bad as mine. tongue.gif
Jim at Outsports
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Any "All-Hot NFL Team" with no mention of Tom Brady is a joke, at best.


Uh, it is MY list and I don't think Tom Brady is hot. tongue.gif
Joe in Philly
Are we doing this for other sports? tongue.gif
mets57
tom brady should never be mentioned in the HOT jock talk forum ever.

khartoum
Sabby's six-pack:

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John King
Sabby's stomach...Oh My God! Can I lick it? And those pecs...yes sir.

And Jason Witten's ass looks quite delicious in that shot.
Jim at Outsports
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Are we doing this for other sports?


Anyone else who follows a sport closely is more than welcome to write something similar. Be my guest and just drop me an e-mail.

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Sabby's six-pack:


Where is that pic from?
Frank Bruno
Probably his MySpace profile. There's nothing like a cocky twentysomething metrosexual heterojock drunk in a singles bar pimping his supplement-drenched bod to the cameras of unknowns to convince me yet again that only .000005 % of men alive actually have the X factor of natural masculinity necessary to turn my head. Just one look at that pic and I bet that guy wouldn't know how to light a freakin' barbecue grill. Jocks-as-porn does nothing for me at all. Maybe it's because I never lived in California.

The guy on the left is hotter than he is.
phillyrunner
And now for a different take on Brady Quinn, playing the part of the biker from the Villiage people.
Frank Bruno
Am I the only one who thinks Quinn's "official" picture (the one used by Jim in his list) isn't very flattering? He looks seriously 15.
longhornsfan212
QUOTE(khartoum @ Jan 23 2008, 04:17 PM) *

Sabby's six-pack:

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Multiple choice question: Is the guy on the left who's checking out Sabby's very impressive abs thinking...

A. "Wow, I wish I had abs like that!" ohmy.gif

B. "Wow, I wish I could spend an hour or two kissing that stomach, that chest, etc.!" wub.gif

C. Perhaps a bit of both. tongue.gif
Jim at Outsports
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Am I the only one who thinks Quinn's "official" picture (the one used by Jim in his list) isn't very flattering?


Yes! laugh.gif laugh.gif
J eddie
QUOTE(Frank Bruno @ Jan 23 2008, 10:51 PM) *

Am I the only one who thinks Quinn's "official" picture (the one used by Jim in his list) isn't very flattering? He looks seriously 15.


No! I don't find him or his big teeth attractive.He needs to spend more than $5 on a haircut as well.
sportinlife
QUOTE(longhornsfan212 @ Jan 23 2008, 11:15 PM) *

Multiple choice question: Is the guy on the left who's checking out Sabby's very impressive abs thinking...

A. "Wow, I wish I had abs like that!" ohmy.gif

B. "Wow, I wish I could spend an hour or two kissing that stomach, that chest, etc.!" wub.gif

C. Perhaps a bit of both. tongue.gif
D. "I thought hanging out with him would get me laid - freaking chick-magnet. But now I know I just don't have a frigging chance."
Puschkin
QUOTE(sportinlife @ Jan 24 2008, 12:27 PM) *

D. "I thought hanging out with him would get me laid - freaking chick-magnet. But now I know I just don't have frigging chance."

E. "Dude, get over yourself. You're going to be 50 some day, and no one will remember you or your six-pack."
jeffrey3410
QUOTE(Puschkin @ Jan 24 2008, 05:34 PM) *

E. "Dude, get over yourself. You're going to be 50 some day, and no one will remember you or your six-pack."

F. "Does that six-pack come with teriyaki sauce?"
smartalec78
QUOTE(longhornsfan212 @ Jan 23 2008, 02:37 PM) *

Jim, you've put together an admirable group of highly-talented athletes and great-looking guys, and although I surely imagine that no list is going to win unanimous approval, I do think that Jason Witten should have been given an honorable mention, at least. He's got to be one of the sexiest tight ends to ever play football (or any other sport, for that matter!). Oh, well, maybe his time will come next year!

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I agree! Witten is masculine, handsome, sexy, wears a jockstrap, and has a killer ass! In fact that has to be one of the top 10 butts in pro football!
noumenon
QUOTE(smartalec78 @ Jan 24 2008, 09:40 PM) *

I agree! Witten is masculine, handsome, sexy, wears a jockstrap, and has a killer ass! In fact that has to be one of the top 10 butts in pro football!


Absolutely agree. One of the hottest guys in football or any other sport, IMO. Wow! blink.gif
sportinlife
QUOTE(Puschkin @ Jan 24 2008, 12:34 PM) *

E. "Dude, get over yourself. You're going to be 50 some day, and no one will remember you or your six-pack."
Hey, cool it with the ageism insults. tongue.gif There are some of us over 50 who still have six packs. (Though I'm not one of them.) And it's true they aren't much use at my age. Better to have a long-term partner. wink.gif
Frank Bruno
QUOTE(Puschkin @ Jan 24 2008, 05:34 PM) *

E. "Dude, get over yourself. You're going to be 50 some day, and no one will remember you or your six-pack."


G. Mackin' for the camera and throwing up white-boy gang-signs while flashing your abs in Jillian's is sooo 1990's.
Puschkin
QUOTE(sportinlife @ Jan 25 2008, 06:55 AM) *

Hey, cool it with the ageism insults. tongue.gif There are some of us over 50 who still have six packs. (Though I'm not one of them.) And it's true they aren't much use at my age. Better to have a long-term partner. wink.gif

I'm over 50 as well. Six pack? Not so much, but I don't care about that as much any more in either myself or my men. Heart and brains are so much more important.
Joe in Philly
A blog at Philadelphia Magazine's website has linked to the Outsports All-Hot team...

Jon Runyan's Gay Sex Appeal
Philliproy
Jim, I hope you can get the all-Outsports Team together for a group picture (and maybe a fundraiser for the AIDS Foundation)? It wouldn't hurt to ask Roger Goodell, Commissioner of the NFL, for possible authorization and sponsorship, I would think. The NFL needs all the good publicity it can get, after all the steroid publicity and criminal misconduct by its players.
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forthemasses
Excellent Jim! That's a very diverse group. It appears you put some thought into it. I mean you could have went the easy route and placed a certain overrated drama queen QB that has almost as great of an agent as Britney and you didn't. A bit perplexed with your pick of Gross from the Panthers, mainly because the Panthers have some extremely hotter dudes than Gross, and I don't only mean Delhomme.

Anyway, nice work.
Jim at Outsports
I want to stress that JIM ALLEN picked the offensive linemen! laugh.gif
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