I've always thought Eli was a good looking guy. He always appears like he's got some bad ADD, you know, he just looks oblivious to everything. For some reason, I find that to be hot. Also, that smile is just so cute, it reminds me of a child's smile, you know he really is happy and aint forcing it (NO, I'm NOT talking about screwing a child. I'm no pedo, and I think pedos should be beaten almost to death. I'm talking about how natural and cute the smile seems). Plus, he seems to be a good person and the opposite of Tom Brady. He's with his college sweetheart and although there are plenty of pictures of him getting drunk as hell, you never hear of him doing anything bad while he's drunk. Brady on the other hand has a bastard child with a famous actress, is dating a supermodel and is just a high profile celebrity. Besides, he likes to go antiquing with his fiancee, and I heard he used the antiques he bought to decorate his room at Ole Miss. How can a gay guy, even one who acts like a redneck and doesn't give a crap about stuff like that (me), not like him for embracing something that has to do with design or fashion.

Anyway, now that he's won the Super Bowl, goddamn, there is finally a celebrity that I can say is the guy I want to get with the most. Till now, I could never think of a famous person that I really thought was hot, and now Eli is my boy. That smile, that apparent obliviousness (Of course it aint real though, if it was there aint no way in hell he'd be able to make the plays he does), and how he appears to be a good person... it makes him my fantasy... and he lives in good ole New Joisey, where I'm from... so if he ever turns out to be gay and I decide to go to a gay bar... I might see him there, heh heh...

I'm content with dreaming though, cause if he was gay and somehow I hooked up with him (It would never happen, hence the word "dreaming" =P ) it would mean he was cheating on his fiancee and I'd view him as a worse person, on the level of Tom Brady, heh heh. I aint sure if this is the correct forum for this post, but I had to write something, considering the fact that I blacked out right after the Super Bowl ended (A double size bottle of wine and 1/3 of a bottle of 92 proof rum will do that to you, especially when you just swig that stuff from the bottle, and all you ate beforehand was a small sammich) and just woke up (In order to, uhhhhmmmm... 'remove' the excess liquor from my body...) to see 10 tabs open in Firefox, all concerning Eli, and most of them being pictures... I guess it took a Superbowl win for me to realize my true desire for that Oreo licking hottie... he could lick MY Oreo any time =P. Errr... that makes it sound like I'm screwed up down there... so... he could lick my stack of Oreos any time... damn! Now it still sounds like the width is screwed up. I'm done, I have to go 'remove' some more liquor, at least I don't feel like crap though, no stomach-ache, no headache, no throbbing head, just nausea.

-Matt

I am not sure about Eli.

(Maybe he needs to grow a Peyton goatee.)

BUT.



The OL?

Good grief there are some MEN on that offense.

Kevin Boss?





Chris Snee? (!!!!)





BEAR ALERT!! RICH SEUBERT!





And he wears mighty number 69, of course.


Oh yeah! Shawn O'Hara too. Another bearish OL guy.









HOTTEST OFFENSE EVER!!!

too many hot players on the giants team.

i can go on and on and on!!!

I did enjoy watching Eli's little booty running around on the field.

Kawika Mitchell, number 55, has got a huge ass. I was mesmerized by it.

I hope that Eli lets 2007 Outsports All-Hot NFL Team member Kevin Boss ride around with Eli in that new Cadillac.

Eli can drill an Outsports tight end with the best of them, I bet.

Totally agree, he looked like he had been toning up a bit as well.

the Manning Brothers--2 of the homliest men I've seen. But straight women apparently don't care about that...

What about Chase Blackburn, the cause of what turned out to be a not-too-significant 'too many men on the field' penalty?

Chase Blackburn

Eli is far cuter than Peyton.

Nahhhh...I'd much rather Peyton than Eli.
Eli is ok, but nothing major....Kinda feel the same way about Romo.

Wes Welker, however....Now he's HOT!!!!!

i think i might change my mind on eli. saw him up close in the parade and he looked hot.

Gomets, I've always thought Eli was hot I also saw him at the parade today, and not only is he hotter than I thought, but he's REALLY big. What a man!

Why is Shaun O'Hara the man?

Cause he has a trophy and YOU DON'T.

Matt said, "I've always thought Eli was a good looking guy. He always appears like he's got some bad ADD, you know, he just looks oblivious to everything."

Funny you wrote this. My Dad and I were talking after the Super Bowl and he said Eli made him laugh because whenever he makes a bad play he goes back to the huddle with a "what the hell are you looking at me for" expression like he has no idea what just happened.

And as much as I bleed Maize and Blue, it was kind of nice to see the underdog win. Brady already has the looks, the charm, the son, the models, the rings. Give somebody else a chance. The Super Bowl gave hope to all of the people typically considered average, underachieving, or an impossibility. By golly, it's why I love sports!

P.S. - Peyton is one of my obsessions and I'd never fantasize about sleeping with two brothers so Eli is out.

These have got to be the hottest pics of Eli, yet.

To each his own. I don't find EITHER Manning brother
terribly attractive. And Eli's kind of a dork
as well. Give me Tom Brady, David Carr and Jason
Taylor ANY DAY!!!!

I totally disagree. Eli is way hotter than Peyton, for sure, and these are awesome pictures. His smile is killer in a homey kind of way and his eyes are sexy as hell. Peyton is a primadonna, but Eli is the kind of fratboy cub that would be fun to have a beer and watch SportsCenter with.

As for Tom Brady:



EEEWWWWWWW

He's a metro!!!!!

lol at metro....lmao

eli looked like prince charming on letterman.







miss brady

OK, I have thought about it "long" and "hard," and I have "cum" to the conclusion that I think Eli Manning is much hotter now to gays than Tom Brady, because adorable Eli Manning never lets himself be photographed holding onto the hand of any female and walking out of any female's apartment in the wee hours of the morning and all that obviously straight stuff that straight boys do. (And besides, when is the last time you saw Tom Brady do almost a "full frontal?")

I am not opposed to any guy being straight and proud and all that, but at least the guy should avoid advertising it, so that his gay fans will not be turned off. I know that my feelings are controversial, but that's the way this gay man feels. How about you?

And, I happen to think that Eli's smile is boyishly adorable. (But, that's just me, I guess).

at almost-full-frontal tan-line