http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_...g?urn=nfl,81183QUOTE
If someone asks [Bill] what he does for a living, his only honest job description could be "urine collector." The tester, in my case Bill, has seen an uncanny amount of penises. He must stare closely at all of them, making sure there are no Whizzinators filling that special little cup. To think, Brett Favre's penis could be the topic of discussion at his dinner table that night, and Bill knows all the details.
Joe in Philly
May 8 2008, 07:06 PM
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Clinton Portis was called for a test in the middle of a party at his mother's house. It shouldn't have been a big deal to head up to the bathroom and take care of business. But the problem was that the side door to the bathroom connected to his mother's bedroom. It must have been so embarrassing for him to have his mom walk into the bathroom with his pants down and package in-hand while another man stares intently.
Was he not allowed to say to his mother and other party guests, "This man is here for my urine test. Don't come into the bathroom for a few minutes"?
SCTrojan
May 8 2008, 07:29 PM
jay original
May 9 2008, 06:54 PM
Chris plays for that NFL team in Washington
...Kind of puts a damper on things for me unfortunately.
Joe in Philly
May 9 2008, 08:50 PM
QUOTE(SCTrojan @ May 8 2008, 08:29 PM)
This pix says it all for me.
Look @ Mr. Urine Collector's face.
I'm 99.9999999999999999999999999999999 percent sure that is not an actual NFL drug-test employee. That's just a staged photo.
The Gay Blade
May 10 2008, 03:05 PM
HAHA, funny story anyway.
SCTrojan
May 10 2008, 03:07 PM
QUOTE(Joe in Philly @ May 9 2008, 06:50 PM)
I'm 99.9999999999999999999999999999999 percent sure that is not an actual NFL drug-test employee. That's just a staged photo.
Duh!
Maybe if I had used quotes around
Mr. Urine Collector my post would have been clearer. I assumed everyone would "get" what I was trying to say...I guess I'll have to consider other readers' IQs next time.
mdterp01
Jun 7 2008, 04:27 PM
6'3 and 249?!! Yes baby...thats what I'm talkin about. Thick, solid, and sexy!!!
QUOTE(mdterp01 @ Jun 7 2008, 05:27 PM)
6'3 and 249?!! Yes baby...thats what I'm talkin about. Thick, solid, and sexy!!!
Joe in Philly
Jun 9 2008, 12:44 AM
The Phillies had a group of female ushers in the 70s called the Hot Pants Patrol.
I don't think their pants were as skimpy as in that first pic.
PCC
Sep 15 2008, 05:30 PM
Redskins TE Cooley apologizes for 'revealing' material in blog
Sep. 15, 2008
CBSSports.com wire reports
ASHBURN, Va. -- Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley apologized Monday for posting an explicit photo of himself on his website.
Cooley accidentally revealed more of himself than he wanted when he took a picture Sunday morning while preparing for the game against the New Orleans Saints. Cooley wanted to show the readers of his popular blog some of the study materials the players were given by coach Jim Zorn.
Cooley, however, was studying in the nude, and he didn't examine his photo closely before posting it.
"All apologies from the website. ... We did not want to offend anyone," Cooley said in a posting Monday afternoon after the photo was removed. "The picture wouldn't have been up for so long, but we were in the middle of winning a big game. Once again, this was a complete accident, and we regret not reviewing the post more closely."
AP NEWS
The Associated Press News Service
mets57
Sep 15 2008, 09:41 PM
i love chris cooley because he's hot.
Joe in Philly
Sep 16 2008, 12:25 AM
Is there some reason the AP doesn't use the word "penis" in that article? Did I miss something and using the word "penis" is now considered foul language?
