Outsporters,
I know of the best song ever about men. It's called "The Men Song" by Sally Zito and the lyrics are below. You can download it on ITunes. An mp3 preview clip is available here:
http://sallyzito.com/TheMenSong.mp3I love Sally's style because it reminds me a lot of fun, high energy artists like Steely Dan and Don Fagen. And she is like the coolest person ever. I told her that I wanted to play "The Men Song" on my stereo during LA Gay Pride summer 2007 and she sent me an unmixed version before her album even came out. It's the best!
P.S. - Lyric wise it hasn't hurt the cause either that I am in the midst of my 33rd year.
Music and lyrics by Sally Zito
[chorus]
Men! I need ‘em I want ‘em
Something so fine about touchin ‘em, huggin ‘em
Ooh, I got to get me some men
Oh, I see ‘em all over
Pretty young faces, big hard shoulders
Oh, I got to get me some men!
[verse]
Some say that youth is wasted on young and innocent minds
And everyone wants to take what they’ve learned and travel back in time
Well that’s alright for a man, but women are wired differently
Even Sleeping Beauty didn’t wake up ‘til she was 33
And you know, I’m talking sexually when I say…
[chorus]
[verse]
I can spend all day at the zoo marveling at all God’s creatures
Like the strange little horn-nosed puffin bird with all of its horn-nosed features
So many to discover there, but none of them quite so fine
As the creature standing in front of me in the Motor Vehicles line
I could stand all day with a view this nice from behind!
[chorus]
[bridge]
Well, there may be more important things I can do
But lately I haven’t got a clue of what that would be
‘Cause all I can think of is how the world is so full of…Men!
[Sally solo/aco. guitar breakdown/latin vamp]
[outtro]
Oh, I got to get me, oh can’t someone find me…
Some strong, lovely lookin’, oh-so-fine, supple young thing? So nice…
Talkin ‘bout hotties with their knit-caps, barely legal, foxy tight-pants wearin’…
Men!