When you're the first QB to win four bowl games in a row and no Heisman you look for someone else to spread 'em
Can Pat White talk linebacker Reed Williams into it?

Maybe that third trophy will convince someone

Hey he'll even put on a chastity belt if it makes you feel safer

Uh, hello! Some of us would rather see him with your boyfriend

Hmm, guess he'll just have to dress pretty and wait for the NFL