I rarely search youtube and only stumbled on this incredibly sexy video, apparently of some pro-soccer players goofing off in the massage room.

If anyone can translate (dutch is it?) it would be greatly appreciated.

It does seem like the black guy, who is threatening to burst out of those boxer briefs - as he threatens to "drill" one of the two white guys getting massages - is joking about an "African myth".

Judging from the brief view of the front of his briefs, he certainly confirms one myth.

Enjoy (you have to sign in, believe me it's worth it).

Gosh I love reality - it's even more fun than the "myths" that are based on it.

I found this one intriguing as well!

Massaging Jay Cutler

Brits Got Talent (or something like that)! My parents sent me the one about the dog, Gin, which is very entertaining, but I scrolled through some of the other clips and found the two shirtless martial arts artists to be rather entertaining, also!
http://www.familytiez.com:80/video/gin.htm

Phoenix Suns' Louis Amundson, hot and sweatty: Gee us a kiss, mate!

Aussie tradesmen who could leave you plastered: Tradies for trade

Making the case for Clement Poitrenaud et Vincent Clerc as the "it" couple of Dieux du Stade.

More on Les Toulousains

Straight French boys who love to tease us.



Sexy, even in beards









Les Dieux

Sorry to disappoint, but it's just general bullshit, quite possibly with some mistranslations from French to Dutch in the first place:

Thuram is really bonkers.
Don't say that. People will believe it.
You think that's funny?
He is crazy.
... don't laugh at such nonsense.
Pull yourself away. It's a myth about Africans.
Cut it out.
Hold him back.
Liza, the game starts during the national anthem.
If they don't care ... screw 'em.
Are you going to sing the national anthem?
Can we change the national anthem?
Stop your nonsense and think about football.
Did you hear him screw up the national anthem?
With his right hand on his heart.
The real Frenchman.
Tomorrow I'll do it again. I did it on purpose.
On the bus he said you guys were singing too loud.
He lays his hand on his chest.
Damn, it was my right hand.
They laughed at him on TV.
Really?
Were you on the (game show) "Zapping"?
I'm telling you, they did.

Is that your translation of the chatter? If so then I am not at all disappointed as that is pretty much what I expected. In that context, either one of the guys being massaged is actually refering to the myth about black (African) men being well endowed, or the guy with the drill is making that reference. It's hard to tell since the speaker is not clear in that translation.

That the rest is nonsensical depends on how you view the lockerroom banter of the average athlete. Allowing for some difficult colloquialism that don't come across well in a literal translation, I'd say theirs shows a typical level of sophistication common among USA athletes and a multilingualness that would be uncommon.

Sexy Track Athlete

Nick Symmonds Nike Ad

Pros Gone Wild on the internet

(Hmm, like that so much I changed the title of the thread.)

Redskin's rookie Keith Eloi has different take on pool jump doing it backwards. I had the sound off so I enjoyed the soaked trunks more on this one than the opaque shorts on the more athletically impressive truck jump due to the difference in "visuals".

I know baseball minor leaguer Josh Womack's bat flip has to be seen from a distance to get the full visual, but it's a pity they don't focus in on that cute grin which is nicely framed by what seems to be an ever-present shadow.