Come out, come out, wherever you are....We are going to welcome SimonTexas to Philadelphia with an Outsports gathering at the Bike Stop, 2nd floor sports bar on Monday December 12th, so we can all watch (or ignore) Monday Night Football together. Hope to see you there.

Damn.....I'm gonna be in town on Sunday....just missed yas!

You should stay an extra day. Maybe scottie will make it worth your while. wink

The Monday night game that week is New Orleans at Atlanta -- unless the Saints come up big it might be easy to ignore the game. eek!

Giving this a BPT-patented bump...

Tempting! wink

Damn that work thing....gotta be back by then.

Niether rain nor snow nor dark of night......

Work is highly overrated. Besides, the mail will still be there when you get back. wink

Where's the Bike Stop? Is it a biker bar? So who's going? I want to meet all the Philadelphia Outsporters. If it's snowing, someone is going to have to carry me. eek!

Well knowing the Philly crowd, somebody's gonna have to carry them out.

The Bike Stop is a leather bar, but the second floor is a sports bar and you'll find all types. It's at 206 S. Quince Street. Quince is a very small street located between 11th & 12th Sts and Walnut & Locust Sts.

There is talk of snow on Friday, actually. Too early to tell but this could be somewhat worse than the snow that we just had.

I should be able to make it on Monday. Unless you're really good, though, I'm not carrying you. wink

Talked to Simon the other night, just want to give this a tasteful bump (if that is possible) to remind people about next Monday night.

What time is the get-together on Monday?

Aaaaaargh! I'm working this Monday night so I can't make it. But I'd love to see you all again or meet you (whichever is applicable). Just because I haven't posted much lately, don't forget me, OK???

Giving this one more bump. Meeting at Bike Stop a few minutes before 9 PM, as someone might actually want to watch the Monday Night Football game.

Ted P. - sorry you can't make it, you are not forgotten.

Have fun, everyone!

xxoo

Hmm, you didn't wish us a good time for our NYC outing yesterday. And we even had some really nice things to say about you! wink

Aw, man, I didn't see it...

Thanks to JIP and MDPHL for coming out on a cold night, to welcome SimonTexas to Philly. We ignored Monday Night Football, watched a few men walking around the bar in their jock straps (it was jock strap night), only one of whom (in my opinion) should have been walking around in public in jock.

If you are ever visiting the City of Brotherly Love and Sisterly Affection, let us know and we'll roll out the red carpet for you also.

Yes, it was nice to meet Simon (a very nice Outsporter) and to see Scottie and JIP again. Scottie was uncharacteristically frisky last night; especially when the flight attendant joined us...

Have a safe trip back Simon!

Who could blame him, after the way you were all touchy-feely with him and raving about the size of his endowment... eek!

We told him later that we wanted to see him in a jockstrap next time and he said he doesn't own a jock but he has thong underwear that he purchased in France.

And then he lowered his pants and showed them to us. eek!

And then Simon reached over and felt them. eek! eek!

I just can't take you people anywhere, can I? I'd expect this type of behavior from PF and sting next week, but they're shy and demure next to you guys!

It was great to meet you, Simon!

[ December 13, 2005, 07:21 AM: Message edited by: Joe in Philly ]

As I recall, I was just commenting about the fit of his pants. Although I may have made a comment or 2 after that... :confused:

Oh sure you have enough money to go out cavorting with your gay friends and flirting with random flight attendants. The only time I leave the double wide is to go to one of my three phone sex operator jobs! Meanwhile, little Oswald will go without a Christmas present this year from his "father". You bastard!!!

[ December 13, 2005, 07:50 AM: Message edited by: Shirley ]

Hey - you have a real gem, be careful what you say or you might lose him, like to a flight attendant!

I've already lost him. Lost him to the evil homosexual lifestyle. Sure he liked to arrange flowers. Sure he liked Will & Grace. Sure he wore all those fancy designer clothes. But he was always into me sexually. He loved sex with me so much that he always wanted to enter me from behind. He said that way I wouldn't get prgnant again. He also loved my sex toys, especially the double ended ones. So I have no doubt that he was always quite hetero until he stumbled accidentally across this site while doing a search for the hottest football players while trying to put together a fantasy football roster.

[ December 13, 2005, 09:37 AM: Message edited by: Shirley ]

Shirley - I sent a check for Oswald and some money for your prescriptions. You haven't been taking your meds lately, huh?

How could I take my meds. Your son and I lost our medical coverage when you went queer and left us to fend for ourselves. So those 3 teeth I had when were together? Gone. I ahd to sell my breast implants on Ebay. Your son's wheelchair was stolen so now I have to use a wheelbarrow that I found at the dump when we were there looking for whatever we could find. But please, so long as you can continue to treat your little harem of ShySluts to appletinis or Brandy Alexanders, well I guess all is right with the world.

Thank you Scottie, JIP, and mdphl for arranging jock strap night for me! ;-) I had loads of fun. And about that flight attendant, I was just interested what type of new-aged material that thong was made out of. It's true! Anyway, I'm leaving Philadelphia tomorrow a better man. I am now a deflowered Outsporter. By the way, who won the game? I think we were all distracted by the man with a home-made jock strap. I'll be sure to forward the digi-pics to y'all when I figure out how get them from the camera to the computer. Oh, please remind me, who was it the got the flight attendant's e-address??? That's all I have to say.
OOOXXX
Simon

That was scottie, but we all want it so pass it along, scottie! wink

Your pimp called. He said that now that those 3 pesky teeth are out of the way you can charge $10 instead of $5 for your "services."

Not me JIP - are you trying to get me in trouble? Shirley is causing enough of a headache today.

Plus we want Scottie to have the flight attendant all to himself (although we will want to hear all about their "date" in lurid detail).

So now I'm causing you a headache? Well at least you can afford aspirin. We and little Oz have to suck it up when we get a headache.

And now that you can charge $10 instead of $5 for it, you can afford aspirin.

I made no such agreement! wink

Okay, now I'm confused. This guy lowered his pants and showed you his underwear, but you didn't get his e-mail address or phone number? I'm not sharing his contact info, you guys had the perfect opportunity to get it.

I can't speak for Simon, but...I'm not very bright. wink