What's totally worth an eyeroll

is his response to the publication of the news:
Richard Gasquet has confirmed that he failed a drugs test for cocaine at Miami, also saying that his 'B' sample has been tested and returned the same result.
"I want to prove my innocence and will explain myself at an appropriate time," he said in a statement.Look at the exact wording. "..prove my innocence.."? What, did the cocaine somehow get into your system without your knowledge or consent, Reeeeshard?? Did one of your ATP Tourmates spike your Evian with a few lines to get you outta the locker room because you were absolutely decimating your rivals every week, racking up numerous titles?
This penchant for victimhood when you self destruct is nauseating, especially coming form a multimillionaire athlete like Gasquet. Memo to Reeshard: whatever public statement you make, your best bet is to fully confess you screwed up your entire career, and you did it voluntarily. If you set about to try to "prove your innocence", as though you yourself had no complicity in regard to cocaine being in your system to the extent two positve tests came back, then you'll look like a bigger fool than you already do.