Given this took place in Canada, guns are extremely unlikely. Despite the fact that our gun ownership per capita is similar to the United States, hand guns are extremely uncommon. As far as anything else goes, I wasn't about to deck the guy or anything but a small part of me was hoping one of them took a swing.

Dan,

Your boyfriend and Joe were right. It's far better to walk away. If you ever do find yourself in a fight, do not throw the first punch. But tell the guy that you will defend yourself and wipe the floor with him. Next, tell him that you will see that he is arrested and prosecuted. Finally, tell him that you will also sue him. This tried and true method does diffuse nasty situations!

Thank you CC, that original post has done wonders for my insomnia.

Hmmm. Was I just insulted?

Only Eddie can answer that.

Ray, go ahead and answer.

You've "beat yourself up" enough CC....Just let it go & move on.

But why not? I like beating myself. Sometimes I even use my dildo to enhance the feeling.

Naughty boy!

Well whaddya expect? So many people tell me, "Go phuck yourself!"So I do.

Heeeyyy! I'm gonna tell my bf on you...You're gettin nathty!

CC, while I personally would not have initiated "conversation" over a stare (even though it sounds really blatant), I find your actions gallant.

When are you going to post "strong hairy legs" pics?

I wanna see that hairy ass!

I'm good with just legs for now, k?

All right, you two. You leave my hairy ass & hairy legs to me.

You started it!

The hell I did! I simply was sharing inane details & an innocent comment Don made about this hairy Polack.

I deem this thread worthless without pics!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

& I must add, "Don't start something you can't finish!"

You two perverts keep dreaming! You want to see them strong, hairy, Polish legs in person? Then come to Market St. days on North Halsted tomorrow afternoon. I'll be walking around in shorts & something very special.

I had to re-read your post before commenting, just to make sure I had it right. A guy stared at you, (rudely) you make a comment to him (not rude) he says something really, really ignorant (rude) and then you threaten him with physical violence. I'm afraid, no matter how idiotic his comments were, you crossed a line with threat of physical violence. Don't get me wrong, the guy was a king-sized a**hole. But don't make matters worse with threats of physical violence. I am not a lawyer, but you are skating on very thin ice when making verbal threats. In my life, I have found it much more efficient to walk away from a confrontation, but I honestly cannot blame you for saying something to this jerk, especially after his awful homophobic remark. This is exactly why I do not care for Naperville. Of course, this could happen anywhere, even in Boys Town. Jerks have no geographic boundries. Just don't be a victim of a jerk by landing yourself in potential legal hot water. If you feel someone is staring at you, look the other way. Who really cares what some suburban pin-head hetero has to think (or not). Look at your date instead. However justified you felt in saying something to this bozo, you killed the date.

Nothin but nekkid in "my room" will do! Otherwise, pfffftttt!




"Innocent???" Puuuhleeeeze!

"Cockteasers unite!"



Here ya go!:

Look, if I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you. Now shut the hell up before I beat your hairless ass into submission.






Just a teaser, although this is the lower and not upper half.

If you don't want my opinion, don't come on this board with every bit of drama from your high-drama life. Skip the pithy remarks, you are not that funny.

Lighten up those panties. I was simply having fun; you're not. Life's too short to be so bitchy and judgmental.

Laugh once in a while.

Worry not about how much I laugh...I'm still laughing all the way to the bank. I seriously doubt you can say the same. Remember, I love you like the brother I never wanted. And yes, to placate your ego, you have hot, sexy man-legs.

Seriously doubt all you want, for you'd be wrong.

I already have a brother. He's much farther away than you, though.

I will continue to doubt you on the issue of finance. You have mentioned it here yourself. Can't you aim that camera just a bit higher? You'd give OS the trill of a lifetime.

Please. This isn't a staging area for a freak show. Besides, Halloween's 3 months away.

Oh, but you ARE a freak! Really! And I am freaky for freaks! Go ahead...make our day...aim just a bit highter...give us the money shot we want!

It ain't worth more than 2 cents anyway.

Anyway, enough of this.

Back on topic.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Good. Then take my advice and run with it. You will live all the better because of it.

Ha! Soon I'll be gone, no more Jedi shall there be.

More cryptic teasing? Not pretty on you, CC! I'll start trolling North Halsted right now in anticipation of your visit.

Trolling would be a good word, I'd bet.

Yes, I do my best to pick the perfect words just for your amusement. Glad to see it is working as planned. Smootches!...and be very wary of those dark alleys along Halsted. A troll might pop up and do unspeakable acts on you!

There are no dark alleys in the middle of Saturday afternoon. I fear nothing.

I beg to differ...with me trolling North Halsted, there is no safe time of day for you. Live in fear, my friend, for I am on the loose. It won't hurt, though. You just might like it!

I prefer meals and not bite size snacks.

Um, O.K. So do I. See, we finally reached agreement on something, after all this time, even if I have no idea what you are referencing. Now off to bed, buster! Don't tucker yourself out now with so much to do later! Lace up those running shoes! (You'll need them)

I'm only going for a short time to Market St. days, for I have a game in the evening.

Well, a short time is better than no time! I hope you enjoy yourself. You need not be looking over your shoulder...I doubt I'll be there. I have some "pressing" business to attend to...6'3" with green hazel eyes, late 20's, swimmer's build. With any luck, I'll see Sunday!

I won't be there Sunday, though. If I go, it'll be tomorrow. It'll be hard enough to find parking around there to begin with, because public transportation is not an option for me due to time constraints.

OMG! Parking in Chicago...SUCKS! I know, a different topic for a different thread. I've got to drive every day to work. I know full well about parking, time constraints, and the little Hitler that turned coming to Chicago into an expensive nightmare! Rant over. Peace out.

LMAO! I didn't think you had it in ya CC.

...I'm sure you just made HornFan's day...Now what other challenges can we present ya, hmmmm?

Ah, HF's an aging perv who has this strange obsession with hair.

Thank God I didn't show anything more, like my hairy ass, arms, or chest.

Nice gams, CC. Thanks for the show!

(PS: Nice to know "Just for Men" works on legs too!)

Ha! You're just jealous that at my age, I don't have any gray hair on me!

No "Just for Men" for THIS dude!

Please. CC uses Miss Clairole #118A. I can spot him from here. So why the sudden avitar change, and I can't believe that is your hiney. I was hoping for a lot more hair.