I think "Friendly" Drozdov is my favorite.
A deletion of an IAAF rule has caused a tightening of the allowable wind-aided scores in the decathlon, and has been roundly criticized by
the four most recent USA champions of the sport. Since USA meets are often held in the windy midwest, and during Spring (a windy time of year with the temperature changing), it could make it more difficult for decathletes competing in USA meets to have qualifying scores. This could have an especially damaging affect on the career of Trey Hardee who just last year set his first
"Season's best" point total among all decathletes in the world. Other USA winners, Bryan Clay, Dan O'Brien and Bruce Jenner all went on to win the title at least once more. It will be a pity if Hardee decides to give up the sport before he can win again because of the new rule change.
He has my award for sexiest USA winner - next to O'Brien

I'm sure it's a bit bigger than that

Hardee's diapers

Need a little wind in those shorts?

Nephew in diapers with a proud Alabama uncle

No tricks needed here. Even the poor focus works.

Is that a gun in your crotch or are you happy to get lifted?

I think it's more of a sawed-off shotgun.