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I'm sorry I just hallucinated......WHAT?!!!!

Kathy will do just about anything to get the paparrazzi's attention...and I love it!!

And to get under the skin of Repubs & the Palin family...I love it too!

Hmmm, I guess Levi has a thing for cougars. Are there any scratch marks on his back?

Hahahahahahahah...haha...wait a second...... hahahahahhahahahahaha

Kathy filled in for Larry King last night and had Levi on as a guest where the talked about their "date". It wasn't particularly funny, mostly because Levi is pretty much personality-free.

The back and forth between Kathy and Joan Rivers was must funnier, especially when talking about how "their gays" don't like it when they talk trash about Streisand.

So it's true that Levi has posed for Playgirl. Can't wait to see the drooling over him.

Apparently the Playgirl photos will be available on Saturday. Coincidentally, right in the middle of Palin's book tour . However, this sad news was boken on Morning Joe this morning: there will be no full frontal shots - we will NOT be seeing Little Levi.

Yeah, I don't get what the purpose is if he's not going to show penis. He can post pics of his butt and thighs on youtube like everyone else. Who would pay for this crap? And if you are going to only publish 4 paper issues of Playgirl a year why do it around a F list celebrity who won't rock out with his cock out? Boo.

I had heard something about a hockey stick being involved... I guess the stick covers up Levi's stick?

Well, just for that, I'm not going to buy this issue. However, if someone else would like to buy it and mail it to me in a plain brown envelope, that would be much appreciated.

I was listening to NPR news on my way to my 2nd job & the newscaster said that the stick was being sprayed (or Levi or both, can't remember exactly) w/ a bronzing toner for a "perfect" pix. But yeah, it sounded like the stick covers up the stick.

YOU KNOW YOU WANNA..

..make him blush..

..rub his butt..

..have his baby..

..lick his ... pistachios..

..strangle his baby-mom-in-law.

I don't know about having his baby but I know many who'd want to swallow his babies.

...For me he's ok. Altho I do like the last 2 pix you posted of him sil. That's the weird thing about him. Some pix he looks handsome & others meh! It's that damn photogenic phenom again. Go figure.

Gawker.com has posted some of the Playgirl photos.

I saw them on Horsey's Nude Male Celebrity site. The queens are being vicious, calling him doughy and retarded-looking! So he doesn't have a perfect body. Not all of us do. He's like the hot boy next door - just a regular bud. I think he looks good in most of the photos. For those of you who are interested, he doesn't show dick but does reveal his little butt.

He's not very impressive at all. The word that comes to mind is "bland." If not for his notoriety, there's no way Playgirl would want him.

boring pics

More photos posted here, including some rear view shots. I think he's kinda cute myself and like that he didn't get all buffed and six-packed for the photo shoot.

I've seen better looking bodies on the local gay swim team, and those guys are all older than Levi.

JIP & santana hit the nail on the head--Meh!...

& if he's lost the gay audience then more than likely his 15 minutes of fame will soon be over.

Also, mdterp will chime in soon about his butt too! There's nothing 'bout doin a double-take that's for sure.

I'd do him. Yup, he's got his flaws, not perfect in every pic, but certainly perfect for an evening of fun...and that's about it. I think I am more in love with the fact that he is causing Miss Sarah such a tizzy fit on Oprah. That moment alone, when she had to address the issues regarding the shoot, were priceless.

I like the fact that he doesn't look like a gym rat or a male model... he looks like a normal young man.

He's a straight dude who pals around with Kathy Griffin--that automatically puts him in the honorary gay society in my opinion.

He's clearly a burr under Sarah Palin's saddle.

And let's face it, while he's clearly not the brightest bulb, he's turned himself from a hockey-playing Alaska redneck into somebody who's walked the red carpet, been featured in Vanity Fair, and now he's become a minor sex symbol. I give him props for that. He's gone a lot farther than he would have as Palin's son-in-law.

And I'm sure Bristol isn't too happy that her baby daddy is out having fun while she's stuck at home with the baby. (Although saying this, I'm wondering if Levi is giving her some child support... and how does Miss Sarah feel about her grandchild being supported by Levi's "porn" career?)

Meanwhile... Levi's mom is headed to prison.

Levi has a tight, hot ass. Too bad he kept the best parts covered up, though.

What?! He has no ass. It is low and wide. I am disappointed because I thought he would have a hockey ass or at least a bubble.

i'm not even an ass-lover but his ass is as flat as a pancake. he looked hotter in his baby daddy photos.

these playgirl photos are epic fail. his 15 minutes is officially over.

From Towleroad: Levi Johnston on Joy Behar show.


Meanwhile, there's a gay porn film in production called Getting Levi's Johnson. Gawker.

The Levi Johnston Playgirl cover is released: Levi Johnston goes rogue

Jet Set Productions is the studio behiind the porno. Jet Set is a gay porn company. Why would a gay porn company be doing this?

To make money.

LOL...well yes Joe you are absolutely correct lol. The oldest reason in the book. Its just that usually when these porn companies do parody's of real life people, they usually stick to the script when it comes to sexual orientation. I wonder how Levi is going to react when he sees a parody porno has been made of him rappin on a bunch of different men's mics.

Honestly, Levi's choice to do the photo shoot reveals mostly his idiocy. It shoots down any credibility he might have had as a Palin insider. Now anything he says, whether true or not, can and will be dismissed as publicity-seeking.

Maybe cute, maybe hot but definitely dumb.

I think it's just as dumb on Playgirl's part. Who's going to buy the magazine, with all the pics they showed online, already knowing nothing new (i.e. full frontal) will be in it? What, someone will buy it for the interview?



My guess is they must figure that "Levi" would sell more to the gays than to straights.

After getting back together again with Bristol Palin it now seems like the wedding is off again. Reports say that while he and Bristol were separated Levi got back together with his ex, Lanesia Garcia (from whom Bristol stole him away in the first place), and may have knocked her up ("Levi is one of three possible fathers who were with Lanesia during the probable week of conception" Hey, it's Mamma Mia, the Alaska version!).

What will happen next in this Alaskan soap opera (soon to be reality show)? Will Bristol forgive her cheating baby daddy? Will a DNA test reveal that it isn't even his baby? Will Miss Sarah go mama grizzly on Levi's ass? Will Levi go back to selling nekkid photos of his ass? Or will the two high school sweethearts get back together again, marry, and live happily ever after... and thus preserve the sanctity of marriage?

Let's just get the Palins on Maury Povich for a "Who's the Baby Daddy" episode already.

It seems only days since

hit the newstands, but now it seems the wedding is off.

Levi...such a busy, hot, young man. I don't think the institution of marriage is quite ready for our boy! Sow those oats while you still have 'em, and roll some film, would ya?

The cover of Levi's forthcoming book: