Just heard on PTI...it apparently just crossed the wires that Chris Evert and Greg Norman are splitting up.

Damn you, George, you always beat me to the punch!

It's official. The Ice Hag has gone through her third husband. I hope getting Aussie dick for 15 months was worth breaking up her family and putting a rift between her and her parents.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/artic...dROgMtfg9Rmj0HQ

And not just her family. Reports claim Norman's divorce from his first wife, mother of his two kids, was brutal all the way around. And it cost him in the neighborhood of $100 million before all was said and done.

A poster at the blog over at ESPN had THE BEST best line about Evert's next move in her relationships: the next guy will be French to give her a Career Slam of Significant Others

Open letter to Chris Evert:

Dear Chris,

You are a man stealing, homewrecking whore!! To bask in a short amount of time of good dick, families have been destroyed. Now that both of you are tired, everyone's lives are turned upside down yet again. Fix your shyt and stop being so selfish.

Sincerely,

Mdterp01

"Oh, the Poor Thing! He must've been a knockout!"
The Countess Centimiglia, Palm Beach Story, zingers by Preston Sturges

A devastated SFD

Who'da thought such a class act on the court would turn into such a train wreck off? Hey Chrissie, maybe you should give Jon Gosselin a call!

She and Martina N might have had different playing styles on the court, and an obvious difference in sexuality, but DAMN, they are so similar as losers in relationships.

I hope they (Evert and Norman) both maintain (or rebuild) strong relations with their respective kids ...at least.

Brilliant observation!