I just got a dog. I've heard about straight guys using their dog to get a girl's number. You know a guy's at the park with his dog, a lovely girl comes up and wants to pet the dog. The guy and girl talk and one thing leads to another. Guy gets girls number.

What's the craziest scenario you've gotten a guy's number?

4 incidents came to mind (I was the one being hit on btw):

1. I was attending SC & goin to a glbt club meeting during lunchtime. I was approached by this handsome British man in a suit. I was about 21/22 years old. He asked me where a specific bldg was. I told him that I was headed to the same bldg & that he could come w/ me if he wanted to. On our way we chit chatted. Nothing too serious. I noticed his weeding ring so he was obviously "straight". Long story short he asked why I was headed to the same bldg, I told him the truth. He was QUITE surprised that I answered so nonchalantly (remember it was 'round '84/'85). He then said to me, as we were about to part, if I was interested in having dinner. Needless to say we had several hookups after that, including several times he came back to visit from London.

2. I once was driving. Hottie next to me @ a stop light turned, smiled, & winked. This went on for a few more blocks. Finally, he gestured w/ his hand to pull over. I did & the rest was history.

3. I had just finished market shopping. A hottie started walking out w/ me towards the parking lot (I hadn't noticed him inside). He turns & smiles & says, "You know you're quite a handsome man." I blushed & said, "So are you." The rest was history.

4. I meet hottie @ a bar. We didn't exchange #s cuz we lost track of one another. He was w/ a group of people & I was w/ my friends. Honestly, I didn't think he was interested. That night during one of our brief conversations I happened to tell him that I worked for Children's Hospital LA (this is right out of college when I was looking for work & couldn't find any for about a year). At any rate, the next day @ work he's on the phone. I asked how he got my # & he said that he called HR & they transferred him. He actually was a bf for 1 year after that.

I don't know if those incidents qualify as "crazy" but certainly out of the ordinary.

No, they're not crazy, they're FUN! I've always found most men really like it when you suck their dick. It's amazing...works for me every time! I've got a few crazy stories too...more than a few. Some days, it's what keeps me going. Ya never know when the next crazy day will be. It really is like what Forest Gump said, except with a gay twist. Life is like a penis...you never know when one will pop up!

For me, the craziest way I met a man was many, many years ago, here in Toronto at the old Woodbine Racetrack, (now long gone). I had gone there with some straight friends from work, and since I didn't know jackshit about horses, and didn't gamble, was expecting a night of being totally bored.

We all decided to go back to the barns to look at the horses, and as I was walking through with my friends we noticed a bunch of the track barn workers off to one side. I didn't pay any particular attention, as this was 1979, and around work was deep in the closet. Anyway, I ducked outside to have a smoke, and one of the workers came up to me and said that he had seen me in the orgy room at the barracks (a gay leather steambath) the previous weekend, and wanted to know if I'd be there that coming weekend.

I said yes, we hooked up, and actually dated for about 3 months. I never did remember seeing him there before, and he said that he always wore his cowboy hat, and I KNOW I would have remembered that. Unless my eyes were pointing downward.