Full Version: Who Said The Brits Don't Have A Sense Of Humor?
These are too f**king funny:
QUOTE(SCTrojan @ Nov 6 2009, 09:31 PM) 
These are too f**king funny:
You know, it frightens me how much I have to agree with someone from U$C.
Maybe the gay card trumps the alumnus card...
LOL!
QUOTE(SCTrojan @ Nov 6 2009, 09:31 PM)
These are too f**king funny:
Just made my day.We will never match the Brits for dry wit. But they will never match our insensitivity - so crass as to be laughable. Take for instance this quote from someone near and dear to the hearts of both Trojan and Nittany Lion:
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"Not everybody is a perfect person in this world. I mean, everyone does ... kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me. I just feel people need to give him a chance. I always looked up to Mike Vick and I always will because I still think he's one of the best quarterbacks to me and I just love Mike Vick."
Yes, that's Ohio state quarterback Tyrelle Pryor on former Falcon, and current Eagle Michael Vick, summing up the wisdom of American youth in a single imcomprehensible soliloquy.The man is as hot as hell and dumb as f#$k. God what a good lay he'd be.
That quote by Pryor, especially the part that states we all kill/murder people, is just...well...ridiculous. What a dumb f**k!
QUOTE(sportinlife @ Nov 8 2009, 09:50 AM)
The man is as hot as hell and dumb as f#$k. God what a good lay he'd be.
As far as I'm concerned, he doesn't have to be smart, he just has to be able to take it like a man.
QUOTE(Penn State @ Nov 9 2009, 07:24 AM)
As far as I'm concerned, he doesn't have to be smart, he just has to be able to take it like a man.
I agree. I've always said that the perfect man for me is 5 things.
1 The body of a marine
2 The butt of a nymphomaniac
3 The cooking ability of a top chef
4 The d*&k of a pornstar
5 The brains of a fencepost
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